rogues in the house

Chirrut didn’t say “look to the force and you will always find strength” or “look to the force and you will always find peace” or even “look to the force and you will always find a way”, no, they CHOSE TO HAVE CHIRRUT SAY “LOOK TO THE FORCE AND YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND ME”

BECAUSE CHIRRUT KNEW THAT WAS THE ONE THING HE COULD SAY THAT WOULD MAKE BAZE BELIEVE ENOUGH TO FOLLOW CHIRRUT WHEREVER HE WENT

THE PROMISE OF BEING WITH CHIRRUT AGAIN

also please consider that Chirrut said it just as much for himself as for Baze’s benefit, he said it because he NEEDED Baze to find him in the force because Chirrut couldn’t stand being parted from him either

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Haytham’s Flashback 

WWE Warforged Wrestling Entertainment

CONTEXT: 4 man party into a corroded farmhouse turned swamp with a plant that hosted corpses nearby. After making constant dex saves and plowing through doors. I’m playing a warforged paladin with built in armor that weighs a little under 800 pounds. What happens next may not be expected

DM: You make your way down the stairs first, testing the strength of each step beneath your weight. Make a dex save every 5 feet down.

Warforged(me): *rolls above 10 most of the way down* Not to worry citizens, I will give my life before you!

Rogue: What if that thing controlling the corpses is causing this house to crumble?

DM: You hear an eerie screech echoing from somewhere below you.

Warforged (OOC): Now you’ve done it…

DM: Everyone make a dex reflex save

Rogue: *rolls 12*

Ranger: *rolls 14*

Wizard: *rolls 4*

Warforged: *rolls 20*

DM: Both the (Rogue) and (Ranger) keep their balance, however (Wizard) starts to tumble into the now gaping hole in the center of the main hall. (Warforged) as you rolled quite high and are near him I’ll give you a free action before the encounter.

Warforged: (OOC) I wish to push past (Wizard) and elbow drop into the hole.

DM: Okay, roll me an acrobatics check

Warforged: *rolls 20 again*

DM: Oh.. uuh okay, you make a great leap crushing the wood boards behind you. Elbow out, diving towards the gaping hole…

Warforged (OOC): I wish to start playing “Electrifying” out of my voice synthesizer.

DM: As you turn on your mysterious new aged robot music the screeching from the basement of the farmhouse is soon replaced by a large splatter followed by “DO YOU SMELL, WHAT (Warforged) IS COOKIIIIING?”

Rogue (OOC): I’m never playing with you again…

Ranger (OOC): And not experience the first wrestler of the Warforged Wrestling Entertainment world?!

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Batman’s Infamous Rogues Gallery.

“Sometimes… sometimes I think the Asylum is a head. We’re inside a huge head that dreams us all into being. Perhaps it’s your head, Batman. Arkham is a looking glass… and we are you.”   - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

It's called trash can, not trash cannot

Backstory: So this is a GURPS campaign, where the GM has devised an entire system of magic, and technically everyone has magical abilities, but we more or less match some general DnD Classes aside from our magic, for reference. This is after the Rogue (me), Healer (my irl sibling), Gunslinger and Sorcerer, have finished robbing the Rogue’s estranged father’s house for magical artifacts. The Healer is the only good alignment in this campaign.

GM: As you are ready to leave you hear a loud voice behind you say “What do you think you’re doing?” You recognize it as the Rogue’s father.

Gunslinger (to Rogue): I have my regular gun and a dart gun, just say the word.

Rogue:*mouths* Dart him.

GM: The dart hits and he falls unconscious right there, outside of his back door. What will you do with him?

Healer (OOC): We are going to take him back inside right?

Rogue (OOC to GM): …Didn’t you say there were trash cans back here when we were first breaking in? 

GM: *laughs* Yes?

Rogue: We should throw him in the trash.

Sorcerer: Why don’t we take him back to interrogate him? Like torture and stuff.

Rogue: That is literally the opposite of what we need right now! What will we even do with him afterwards? And he won’t know shit anyway. Also, I was serious before about the trash.

Gunslinger: Let’s leave him and go already.

Healer: We can’t just…Leave him out here.

Rogue: Sure we can, kiddo.

Healer. But it’s not right!

Rogue:…

Rogue: You’re right, we shouldn’t. Help me lift him up.

Healer: Good. (OOC) I help him lift his dad up.

Rogue (OOC): Now I heave him into the trash before the Healer can realize what’s happening.

GM: …

GM: Alright. The Rogue throws his trash dad into the trash can.  

Healer: What..?

Rogue (OOC): I feel very accomplished right now. 

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i’ve been trying to post a drawing every day so…here’s some lineless practice with allura holding… molten steel? a star? you decide.

I’m a touch concerned about the photoshopping thing and Trump. 

On the surface it’s kinda hilarious how badly he wants to be right and praised. The photoshop of making his hand bigger while greeting President Obama is hilarious, if not outright sad.

The idea of photoshopping the inauguration crowd (mentioned by the rogue White House twitter account, so I’m fully accepting this might not be true, while recognizing the pattern of discussion from the White House on the inauguration crowd makes it seem very true), however, is far more troubling. 

It’s very Stalinesque to start talking about photoshopping political pictures. 

You see, Stalin used to take all these pictures with his good buddies and then when he fell out with them, usually resulting in them being picked up, imprisoned and killed, he had to make it seem like they never existed. 

So, he ~photoshopped~ them out, using the methods of photo manipulation at the time.

It is extremely worrisome that Trump may be thinking of photoshopping pictures, and I’m assuming then putting them out against media photos, which his most ardent followers who refuse to get news from anyone that won’t call themselves alt-right, will eat up. 

I can’t think of the site where you can look at most of the altered/unaltered Stalin photos seamlessly, but there’s a good deal of them at the wikipedia page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_of_images_in_the_Soviet_Union

This is not okay. 

So this is a thing…..