rogues in the house

Rogue 1: “Empty your pockets.”
Rogue 2: “What? Why?”
Rogue 1: “Because you probably stole something.”
Rogue 2: “What! Rude! Why do you assume I’d steal something from this noble’s house?!”
Rogue 1: “Because I WANTED TO and I know you’re dumber than me!”
Rogue 2: “Hey, that’s not- alright that probably is true.”

He gave her back the jewelry which she returned… or, returned fakes she made quickly after. Like she said. She’s smarter.

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Haytham’s Flashback 

{PART 16} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut

Summary; You begin to regret revealing all the details about your painful, tragic past to Jungkook. Meanwhile, Jungkook, Taehyung and Jimin share their knowledge with each other in the hopes of figuring out what intentions lie behind Yoongi’s actions.

I update this series every Tuesday evening, 9pm-10pm (UK Time)

{Part 1} // {Part 15} {Part 16} {Part 17}

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  • me, standing in the living room of Darth Vader's Humble Mustafar Abode: wow anakin i love you you're my hero i'm your biggest fan i'm so proud of u wow the way you killed those rebels?? Iconic the way you just *inhales* *exhales* breathe really fkcing loudly?? iconic. everything you do is iconic will you please step on me with your prada boots?? please sign my forehead with your lightsaber. you got wifi in this place?
  • darth vader: literally how did you get in my house
Not My Windmill!

Context: Playing Curse of Strahd, we’re traveling to Vallaki with Ismark and Ireena, and it’s getting late. We come up on a windmill, which the rogue incidentally has the deed to and will bequeathing it (from the Death House adventure). A little onsite forgery, suddenly it's his windmill. But before the party can get inside, a raven stops them, tells them of 3 people that reside there.

Rogue: “Squatters?! In MY windmill?! Let’s get ‘em!”

NPC wereraven (trying to persuade us not to go in): “They’re a coven of child-murdering night hags! They steal children, kill them, grind their bones to dust and turn them into pastries. They are far more powerful than you, if you face them you will surely die!”

Paladin: “If they are murdering children, then all the more reason to go in there and erase such evil from existence. Whether we may die or not.”

Rogue: “…Child-murdering squatters?! In MY windmill?! Let’s get ‘em!”

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RIP Carrie Fisher

Carrie Fisher and Tom Hiddleston photographed with Fisher’s french bulldog, Gary, on the White House Correspondents Dinner red carpet, May 2016

So this is a thing…..

Ok so this was my first game of dnd. We’re running a 5e campaign and our DM has literally never dm'ed before and it’s all a total experiment. Anyways. I’m a druid. So, we enter this spooky house and our rogue walk upstairs. I’m still downstairs looking around. Upstairs, their’s this canvas.
DM: You look at the canvas. There’s a creepy red marking across it.
Rogue, Yelling: OK THERE’S A REALLY CREEPY CANVAS UP HERE - 
Now me, playing a chaotic neutral character decide the best thing to do is:
Me: *RUNNING UPSTAIRS RAPIDLY, KICKING THE CANVAS INTO THE FIREPLACE BEFORE LIGHTING IT WITH DRUIDCRAFT*
At this point our rogue in real life just stares at me and is like
Rogue (OOC): Dude. what the heck was that

Turns out that was an important marking. darn.

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The Blacks and the Greens or The Princess and the Queen

When Queen Alicent Hightower appeared at the feast in a green gown, her stepdaughter, the Princess Rhaenyra, dressed herself in Targaryen Black and Red. Their feuding court factions were known as Greens and Blacks from that day on.

The Dance of Dragons began…