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Peter: It’s couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Mr. Stark, you deserve the best and you found it. Captain Rogers, don’t you dare hurt him.

Steve: [chuckles] I won’t.

Bruce: [serious] Don’t laugh. He means it.

Steve: [stunned] Okay, I-I won’t.

Fury: Seriously, son, don’t hurt him.

Steve: Okay, I’m not planning on hurting him.

Pepper: You better not be.

Steve: [frustrated] I’m not!

Bucky: Hey, Stevie, you best watch yourself.

Steve: Why would any of you think I would hurt Tony? You’re all my friends too.

Rhodey: Nah.


Can someone do gifs of Sebastian from this video please?

He’s the most cute thing ever! 😍

Don’t Call Me Baby

Here is my submission for the wonderful, lovely and perfect @supersoldierslover3K Writing Challenge. My prompt was “first night spent together”. I’ve never written a fan fic before, and Taw is the only human I would do it for. I must give credit to Taw because this is based on several conversations we have had. My favorite line is actually a direct quote from her, so really she is the co-author. I hope you enjoy it! This will most likely be my first and last work because I do not enjoy beta-ing my own work.

Summary: After finally confessing your love for each other, you and Steve discuss what pet names you want to call each other. 

Words: 1419

Paring: Steve x Reader

Warnings: gross amounts of fluff; I mean really disgusting, barf inducing fluff. Swearing. Suggestive dialogue. Lots of kissing and cuddling. Far too many movie references. Verb tense changes and bad spelling galore. Please let me know if I forgot to include anything warnings. 

Originally posted by thosekidswhohuntmonsters

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evansluke  asked:

top 5 ships

oh shoot hahaaha *sweating nervously*

1. bard x thranduil

1.25. gaston x lefou….
…..1.50. hannibal lecter x will graham
2. napoleon solo x illya kuryakin
……2.25. eugene fitzherbert x rapunzel
2.50. will turner x elizabeth swann
3….. . katniss everdeen x peeta mellark….
3.25. william x olive x elizabeth
..3.5. vlad x mirena
4…………elio perlman x oilver
4.5.. emmett fields x john cantrell
aaaaaaand 5. steve rogers x tony stark

don’t kill me lol

Rhodey: Your boyfriend’s been in the shower for 20 minutes. Of all the super soldiers you could’ve dated, you hook up with Dirty Mary? 

Tony: Honeybear, he’s a ‘40s era gay Catholic - he may never feel clean. 

Tony: I’m sorry, Barton. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine.

Steve: Tony, play nice.

Tony: You know, fine, take his side instead of mine even though I’m the one who sleeps with you, and feeds you, bathes you…

Clint: [looking disturbed] He bathes you?

Steve: Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way. Not in a sponge-bath-y, geriatric sort of…

Rhodey: Please. Stop, I beg of you.

[Rhodey, Bruce and Natasha try to find Tony a date]

Rhodey: [Trying to pick a date for Tony] Maya? 

Natasha: Married. 

Bruce: Tiberius? 

Rhodey: Committed. 

Bruce: Relationship? 

Rhodey: Bellevue. 

Natasha: Christine? 

Bruce: Tony’s her least favorite person in the world. 

Natasha: Well, she’s not getting any younger. 

Bruce: Barnes? Cap?

Natasha: [looks at Rhodey] Both?

Rhodey: [nods] Both.

[Tony meets Rhodey, Steve, and Bucky in the airport]

Tony: Rhodey’s friends are so good looking! He never told me this. I think, maybe I made the wrong choice? Picked wrong soldier? 

Rhodey: [covers Tony’s mouth] He can’t speak properly on zero sleep, he-he doesn’t know what he’s saying. 

Tony: Sure you don’t have other reasons for pushing me toward Quill? 

Rhodey: Like what? 

Tony: I don’t know. Keeping me away from Cap? 

Rhodey: You think I’m interested in Rogers? Tones, I’m a married man. 

[Rhodey becomes unbelievably and understandably jealous after seeing Tony and Steve kiss on television]

Rhodey: Just tell me, Tony, because I’m curious - why do you think he’s interested, huh? Do you think, for one minute, that he would even be WITH you if you weren’t the rich and famous Iron Man?

Pepper: [trying to intervene] Awww, you guys, please don’t fight…

Rhodey: Are you that blind?

Tony: At least he treats me like I’m somebody!

Rhodey: Yeah, well would he love you if you were nobody?

Tony: NOBODY loved me when I was nobody!

Rhodey: I DID!

Tony: Bucky kissed me!

Rhodey: What!

Tony: I’ve got to tell Steve. I can’t tell Steve! I didn’t even do anything wrong! Bucky kissed me; I didn’t even kiss him back! Okay, fine! I kissed him back! Is that what you want me to say?

Rhodey: I literally haven’t said a word for, like, over an hour.

Tony: And now he won’t even talk to me! ‘Cause I saw him this morning and he just panicked moon-walked away from me.

Rhodey: He what?

Tony: He does that sometimes. And then… Ha! Barnes just… He just… He just…

Rhodey: Kisses you.

Tony: Stupid Bucky Barnes!

Rhodey: How was it? Was it…?

Tony: I was like Scarlett O'Hara in my freaking curtain dress.

Rhodey: Yeah, but how did he do it?

Tony: He just, like, grabbed me. And he just took me. I mean, he was a man and I was a woman. It was firm, but tender.

Rhodey: Damn.

Tony: Yeah I saw through space and time for a minute but that’s not the point!

Rhodey: Oh, hey Cap, break his heart again this time, and I’ll kill ya. Nothing personal.

Steve: You are very protective of him, Rhodes. You always have been.

Rhodey: [snorts] Territoriality. He was mine first.

Steve: Oh, that was so cute.