Peter: It’s couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Mr. Stark, you deserve the best and you found it. Captain Rogers, don’t you dare hurt him.
Steve: [chuckles] I won’t.
Bruce: [serious] Don’t laugh. He means it.
Steve: [stunned] Okay, I-I won’t.
Fury: Seriously, son, don’t hurt him.
Steve: Okay, I’m not planning on hurting him.
Pepper: You better not be.
Steve: [frustrated] I’m not!
Bucky: Hey, Stevie, you best watch yourself.
Steve: Why would any of you think I would hurt Tony? You’re all my friends too.