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  • Peter: Will you drive me to the mall?
  • Tony: What did Steve say?
  • Peter: He said no.
  • Tony: Then why would I allow you?
  • Peter: He's not the boss of you.
  • Tony: [internally] This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap
  • <p> <b>Tony:</b> [to Peter] So, this is how an immature, engaged, high school idiot, with no car, no job, and no money try to become a hero.<p/><b>Peter:</b> That was like eight burns in one sentence<p/><b>Wade:</b> An octo-burn.<p/></p>
OK, I'm annoyed.  I saw a post a few days ago that said that people shouldn't be upset by the fact that Emma Watson is auto tuned in Beauty and the Beast because all movie musicals are auto tuned.

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So, this is one of the many reasons the casting of a big name celebrity with little to no musical theatre experience bothers me so much.  Audiences are starting to think that in order to be in a musical, signing talent is not a necessity.

Also, this person obviously hasn’t seen a musical that was made before the year 2000.  Really, even later than that!  More like, anything before 2010. 

Here’s a homework assignment for this weekend.  Don’t worry it’s easy.  Look up:

Gene Kelly:

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Fred Astaire:

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Judy Garland:

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Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald:

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Julie Andrews:

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In watching some videos of these wonderful people, you will see how much work goes into the craft of musical theatre and movie musicals.  

And, it bears mentioning, that at the time, these actors were “big names” and they were box office draws based on their singing and dancing talent.  I’m all for bringing that back.  If Hollywood wants to keep making movie musicals, then let’s bring back the movie musical star!

  • Peter: Dad, Steve.. I-I think I'm gay.
  • Steve: Oh, honey, we love and support you no ma-
  • Tony: HI GAY I'M DAD
  • <p> <b>Peter:</b> Wade, I don't know if you should come over to dinner tonight.<p/><b>Wade:</b> Look, I know you think it's gonna be uncomfortable because we're dating. But, look, Steve and Tony love you, and you love me. They have to like me. I mean, what kind of father doesn't love the guy who's nailing his son?<p/></p>

me, reading a reader-insert:

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“his fingers skimmed across her pale skin, his movements woke her, revealing her light eyes”

also me:

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YouTube Channels You Can Watch Other Than JonTron

Nitro Rad (Canadian video game commentator who is precious)

SomeCallMeJohnny (actual laid back dude talks about video games. I know. Shocking. I wanna have coffee and chat with this guy someday.)

Shan Boody (click-baity titles, but actually entertaining sex educator for young adults)

Nerdy and Quirky (Sabrina is delightfully nerdy and I love her jokes)

The ThomCast (I find this guy talking about his comic work kinda inspiring because it makes me keep going)

Innuendo Studio (did a BRILLIANT multi-part video about GamerGate and what we can learn from its garbage. His videos deal with pop culture, psychology, and games)

Caddicarus (You probably know about him and his game reviews already)

Animal Wonders Montana (animal rescue nonprofit organization that shares videos about their animals and how to care for them)

Sexplanations (Sex education!)

The Good Stuff (short-form documentaries about anything from pinball to haunted houses to solar energy)

BoyInABand (British guy who occasionally makes great music, when he’s not talking about whatever he wants to talk about)

Olan Rogers (his stories ALWAYS make me laugh, and make a bad day better)

WheezyWaiter (comedian and EXCELLENT video editor)

Andrew Huang (does lots of music with household objects, and sometimes talks about how he writes music)

100 Days (Watch John Green be terribly out of shape in the gym but get better over time, along with his buddy Chris. Community tab’s where it’s at)

Thomas Sanders (he does more than Vines)

Brows Held High (Thanks to my buddy Sean, for showing me this insightful review channel)

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  • <p> <b>Peter:</b> Dad when you and dad got into an argument, did you ever... You know...<p/><b>Tony:</b> What?<p/><b>Peter:</b> Have you ever... Stopped having sex with dad in order to win an argument?<p/><b>Tony:</b> You can do that?<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, but...<p/><b>Tony:</b> You mean that if I stop having sex with your father, he'll paint the bathroom?<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, but aren't you worried about how it can hurt the relationship?<p/><b>Tony:</b> Blah, blah, blah. I don't care. I'm getting my bathroom painted.<p/></p>
  • Tony: If Steve dies, I will hold the greatest fucking funeral party ever for him and you're all invited.
  • Peter: If?
  • Wade: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Masterlist

*=smut

Marvel

Alex Summers

“It’s your lucky day”  

Subway 

“I’m sorry”

Prompt

Rough day

Matt Murdock

Forgive me

Frank Castle

Birthday

Steve Rogers

Forgive me

Pietro Maximoff

Hunter

Bucky Barnes

I love you

Planes

Peter Maximoff 

Comfort

Kurt Wagner

I think you’re cute

I like you

Bullies

Supernatural

Gabriel

Maths and cuddles

Teen wolf

Theo Raeken

Football,part 2,part 3

Isaac Lahey

Superman

Derek Hale

New Teacher

Not a good idea

Thank you, Jealousy

Art

Theo Raeken

Not your tipe

Secrets

Everything’s fine

The wolves, part2, part 3, part 4

FWB

Birthday*

Fever

Bonded, ch.1, ch. 2, ch. 3, ch. 4, ch.5 

Why I love you

First time*

Heartbroken

Prom

Motel California

Liam Dunbar

Anger issue

Cody Christian

Awards

Scott Mccall

Wounded

Riverdale

Archie Andrews

Tutor

Jughead Jones

It’s over

Game of Thrones

Khal Drogo

Flyers, pt.2

Jon Snow

Photographer

The 100

Finn Collins

I’m here


Winchester- Supernatural and Teen wolf crossover

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