'That's my pet, Roger. Roger Radcliffe. A musician of sorts. I’m the one with the spots. My name’s Pongo, and you know, as far as I could see the old notion that a bachelors life was so glamorous and care free was all nonsense. It was downright dull. It was plain to see that my old pet needed someone. But if it were left up to Roger, we’d be bachelors forever!’