roflwinter85

The story behind lolsummer69

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about lolsummer69. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eight grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend roflwinter85 who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to the Interwebs, and lolsummer69 was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with roflwinter85, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you message me at datelink3[dot]com to see me naked?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me seeing you naked?” So then, for my birthday party, which was a pool party, I was like, “lolsummer69, I can’t invite you, because I think you would flash everyone.” I mean I couldn’t have a naked girl at my party. There were gonna be hipsters there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She wanted to go NAKED. So then her anon called my askbox and started yelling at it, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one wanted to see her naked, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s tumblr famous.

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about lolsummer69. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend roflwinter85 who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to the Interwebs, and lolsummer69 was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with roflwinter85, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you message me at datelink3[dot]com to see me naked?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me seeing you naked?” So then, for my birthday party, which was a pool party, I was like, “lolsummer69, I can’t invite you, because I think you would flash everyone.” I mean I couldn’t have a naked girl at my party. There were gonna be hipsters there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She wanted to go NAKED. So then her anon called my askbox and started yelling at it, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one wanted to see her naked, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s a stripper on crack or something.