Geode Cake pops

Yields 2 to 4 dozen

The things you’ll need

  • 1 1/3 cups all purpose flour
  • 2/3 cup cocoa powder
  • 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon cinnamon
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/3 cups sugar
  • 2/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar
  • 4 eggs
  • 1/3 cup water
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 cup sour cream
  • ¼ cup vegetable oil
  • ½ cup cream
  • ½ cup chopped chocolate
  • Dark chocolate coating chocolate
  • White & gold sanding sugar
  • Ro’s Sugar Gems
  • Stand mixer with paddle attachment
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Small bowl
  • Whisk
  • Rubber spatula
  • Ice cream scoop
  • 9 by 13-inch cake pan lined with parchment paper
  • Lollipop sticks
  • Brown & white royal icing in decorating bags fitted with #2 tips
  • Baking spray
  • Baking sheet lined with parchment paper

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 325°F.
  2. In a large bowl, whisk together flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, and salt. Add sugars and whisk together until well combined.
  3. In a medium bowl, whisk together eggs, water, vanilla extract, sour cream, and oil. Mix together until well combined.
  4. Pour wet ingredients into dry ingredients and whisk together until well incorporated.
  5. Pour batter into a greased and lined pan and then tap the pan on the counter to remove air bubbles.
  6. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes.
  7. Remove cake and allow it to cool completely. Cut cake into portions and then mix portions in a stand mixer with a paddle attachment for 3 minutes.
  8. Microwave cream for one minute and then pour over chopped chocolate. Whisk until well combined.
  9. Pour ganache over the cake crumbs and then mix with paddle attachment on low speed for 2 to 3 minutes.
  10. Roll cake balls smooth and then use your fingers to press a cavity in the center.
  11. Place cake balls on a baking sheet lined with parchment and refrigerate for an hour.

Time to decorate!

  1. Dip a lollipop stick into dark chocolate and then insert into a cake ball. Do this for the rest of your cake pops and then refrigerate them for 30 minutes.
  2. Dip cake balls into dark coating chocolate and then allow them to dry.
  3. Use brown royal icing to attach sugar gems to the inside of each cake ball. Allow to dry completely.
  4. Pipe a thin line of white royal icing around the edge of each geode and then coat in white and gold sanding sugar.
  5. TaDa! Rock the party with these amazing Geode Cake Pops!

every episode of roe


european guy: *does kickflip on skateboard* i hate my parents… and my hometown….. *takes bite of pizza*

bartender: i… have a mysterious past…….. don’t get near me,,,

business guy: we boutta do some moTHAFUCKIN’ BUSINESS y’ALL

party twin: the entirety of “gasolina” by daddy yankee

bookish twin: i get real wild… i once stayed up past nine thirty…. i can say a swear…. *whispers* heck


blake: simmer down now children simmer down

mira: WHAT ARE YOU???? “an idiot sandwich”

audrey: i’m GAY, i’m WILD, i’d KILL A MAN for FORTY DOLLARS,

paolo: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

brother: what the FUCK am i gonna DO my BUSINESS is FAILING and i have a BONER for my ASSISTANT what the FUCK

elena: what the FUCK am i gonna DO my BUSINESS is FAILING and i have a BONER for my BOSS what the FUCK

When you want to collect all the idols, get Jake to love you, have a beautiful wedding, get Kenna a nice wedding dress, wear pretty outfits, have fun with your friends and romance Maxwell but you only have like 5 diamonds:


L'heure bleue by Eric Penet
Via Flickr:

‘’One night, when they were fifteen, they were both in New York City, and they went out for a  dinner. Plimpton ordered soft-shell crabs. A horrified River abruptly left the restaurant. When Plimpton followed him, she found him walking down Park Avenue, crying.

‘’I love you so much – why?’’ he wept. He was devastated that she was eating animals, but even more, he was deeply wounded that he hadn’t been able to convince her that veganism was the better, more moral path.

‘’I love him for that’’, Plimpton said. ‘’For his dramatic desire that we share every belief, that I be with him all the way.’’

[Excerpt from Last Night At The Viper Room by Gavin Edwards].

Stranger Things Eggo Cupcakes

Yields 12 cupcakes

The things you’ll need

  • 1 ¼ cups all purpose flour
  • 4 Eggo waffles toasted and ground in food processor
  • 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • ¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • ¾ cup sugar
  • ½ cup unsalted butter, softened
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • ½ cup buttermilk
  • 12 mini Eggo waffles for decoration
  • Large mixing bowl
  • 2 medium mixing bowls
  • Hand mixer
  • Food processor
  • Rubber spatula
  • Whisk
  • Cupcake pan
  • Brown cupcake liners
  • Ice cream scoop
  • Decorating bag fitted with large star tip
Maple Frosting
  • 1 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • ¼ cup maple syrup
  • ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
  • ½ teaspoon maple extract
  • ¼ teaspoon kosher salt

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, waffle crumbs, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, an salt until well combined.
  3. In a large bowl, cream together butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
  4. Add eggs one at a time, mixing well between each addition. Add vanilla extract and mix well.
  5. On low speed, alternate adding the flour mixture and the milk to the butter mixtre, beginning and ending with the flour mixture.
  6. Use an ice cream scoop to fill the cupcake liners and bake for 16 to 18 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. To make maple frosting: In a medium bowl, beat butter, powdered sugar, maple syrup, vanilla and maple extracts, and salt until well combined.
  2. Use a large star tip to frost each cupcake and then top each with a toasted mini Eggo.
  3. TaDa! Your taste buds will be flipped upside down with these Stranger Things Eggo Cupcakes!

Choices Stories Poorly Summarized

The Freshman: Yay college! Yay college stereotypes like the gaming nerd, mean sorority girl, hot jock, and Mom Friend™. Also you write a novel for your grumpy professor.

The Sophomore: It’s the Freshman but you’re a year older and more boring. Did we really need another book idk man it just seems like a lot but whatever.

The Crown and the Flame: damn, there’s dragons, there’s war, there’s magic, you have a dizzying amount of love interests and let’s be real Kenna is the baddest bitch alive.

Most Wanted: Wow such a book. You’re going to ship Sam and Dave but spoiler alert they don’t kiss the don’t get together and there is no happy ending also not to be shady but wtf pixelberry where is Book two- we’ve gotten rules of engagement book fifty but no most wanted wtffff

Endless Summer: your whole world is falling apart literally. All your friends are dying and you can’t make everyone like you and there’s wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff

The Royal Romance: how you would you like to marry a rich prince from a nonexistent European country? It sounds great, but woah, his friends are cute, like really cute, suddenly you’re part of a love triangle, murder king is real, you wear the same clothes all the time because you’re poor

rules of engagement: so you’ve got commitment issues, okay. To get over yourself, how about you make the commitment of a GODDAMN MARRIAGE to a man you met three months ago so you can be a millionaire! What a fantastic idea!

Hero: a rock falls on you, you have superpowers, your two best friends are in love and you meet other hot superheroes while you’re saving the city. Also you’re an alien because why not.

It Lives in the Woods: there is some creepy shit going down, this is some Stranger Things shit right here, also you adopt like six animals because your parents are away and what they don’t know won’t hurt them, right? Also your friends are all going to die.

LoveHacks: you work at Buzzfeed and all you and your millennial friends seem to do is hang out in bars. There’s a lot of people hitting on you and you’re just busy setting up your friends with people because you’re a “romance expert” (I love this book so much it’s so funny pls come back)

High school story: the classic game you know and love but everyone is upgraded and the drama is times ten. Completely unrealistic portrayal of high school includes a dictator principal, all of your friends being into you, and a suspiciously light amount of school work.

The Haunting of braidwood manor: Ghosts! Ghost girls! Wow what a pretty ghost girl! Mc likes the ghost girl! Mc is gay for ghost girl! Gay power resurrects ghost girl! Mc rejects victor, the best “friend” who wants to be more than friend because she is queer and she ain’t here for that! (Good for Mc, go marry your ghost girlfriend)

Wow this is a lot longer than I had intended but here it is

WE DID IT! You fought with me like a true Warriors and I WIN! I worked so hard for this to happened, there were days I went to sleep at 6-5-2-3am and days without night of sleep because I was preparing this huge “VOTING” campaign. One thing I didn’t expect was the size of your support. LIKE 🙌LITERALLY you were giving me so much energy that I was able to fight for this like a lion! This is your VICTORY same as mine. Thank you! Also I will be replying to all of your messages during today:) Everyone who got involved will get their rewards, I’ll make sure of this!
⚔️What did I win? Enough money to equip my studio with technology that will boost my painting process. And! I will be able to visit Armenia and Georgia and document ancient areas which my Kingdom of Yberia was originally inspired by. To document it’s architecture, culture, armory, nature and therefore give my book more authenticity.