• Rocky: Yo, Darwin? Can you pass me that jar of cleaning fluid?
  • Gumball: I got it.
  • Rocky: Thanks, but Darwin's taller.
  • Gumball: What? No he's not. We're the same height. We've always been.
  • Rocky: Better check again, dude.
  • [Gumball and Darwin line up to measure height]
  • Rocky: [Measures height with a tape measure] Yep, he's got exactly one millimeter on you!
  • Gumball: What?!
  • Darwin: Woah, don't you see what's happening, Gumball? This millimeter is just the beginning. I'm evolving into the superior sibling! Bigger! Stronger!
  • Rocky: Like some kinda alpha-fish!
  • Darwin: Alpha-fish! Alpha-fish!
  • Gumball: C'mon, guys, nobody even uses millimeters. It only makes you taller than me in Canada.

I’m a fan of “The Amazing World of Gumball” and it’s one of  the few cartoons where I love every single character!

… ‘k, maybe not every character at all, but usually I found myself hating 5 or 6 character in a series and here I can’t stand… just 3, I think… ?

So, yes! This show is AWESOME!

I love SO MUCH Rocky, Alan, Small, Larry and Darwin! I can’t decide which character I love the most! GODDANGIT!

Banana Joe, Gumball himself, Penny, Principal Brown… TOO MUCH CHARACTERS TO LOVE! ! SEND HALP!!

Btw, I ship so much Larry/Small. Sorry not sorry.

ⓕⓐ©ⓔⓑⓞⓞⓚ ⓟⓐⓖⓔ    ⓣⓤⓜⓑⓛⓡ
The Amazing World of Gumball (Ben Bocquelet, Cartoon Network )

Rocky: “…so is he okay or…-?”

Nurse: “Don’t fucking ask me. .”

(WELP. .

Time to finally give this blog a good ol’ kickstart. Lemme clear a few things up beforehand:

-This blog overall is meant for the faculty of Elmore Junior High, nobody outside of it

-It is also not meant to be taken seriously like at all

-I will let you know ahead of time if I happen to go on hiatuses and whatnot

-Also, feel free to ask me questions or correct me based on certain character traits that I may have missed

~OKAY~ Lets see how it all goes)

Full song ahead:
  • Gumball: They’ve been laughin’ since I can’t remember,
  • But they’re not gonna laugh anymore.
  • No more “Gummy the Geek”,
  • No more “Goof of the Week”,
  • Like before…!
  • Tina: No more algebra tests ‘til September!
  • Jamie: No more lookin’ at losers like him!
  • Ocho: No more havin’ to cheat!
  • Clayton: No more mystery meat!
  • Idaho: No more gym!
  • Leslie: No more gym!
  • Anton: No more gym!
  • Joe: NO MORE GYM!
  • Masami: Gonna move to the mall!
  • Tobias: Gonna live in the pool!
  • Gumball: Gonna talk to Penny
  • And not feel like a fool!
  • Chorus: ’ Cause…
  • After today, I’m gonna be cruisin’!
  • Gumball: After today, she’ll be mine!
  • Chorus: After today, my brains’ll be snoozing!
  • Gumball: If I don’t faint, I’ll be fine!
  • Carmen and Teri: I’ve got forty more minutes,
  • Of Home Economics…
  • Alan and Bobert: Then down with the textbooks…
  • Sarah: And up with the comics!
  • Gumball: Just think of all the time I’ve been losin’,
  • Finding the right thing to say!
  • Gumball/Chorus: But things’ll be goin’ my way,
  • Chorus: After today!
  • Gumball: She looked right through me,
  • And who could blame her?
  • I need a new me,
  • Plus some positive proof
  • That I’m not just a goof!
  • And…
  • Gumball/Chorus: After today, I’m gonna be cruisin’
  • Carrie: No more pep rallies to cut, blech!
  • Gumball/Chorus: After today, my brains’ll be snoozin’!
  • Rocky: I’m gonna sit on my butt.
  • Gumball: I’ve got less than an hour,
  • And when this is ended,
  • I’ll either be famous…
  • Principal Brown: Or you’ll be suspended!
  • Gumball/Chorus: Just think of all the time I’ve been losin’
  • Waiting until I could could say…
  • Gonna be on my own,
  • Kiss the parents good-bye!
  • Gonna party from now
  • 'til the end of July!
  • Things’ll be goin’ my way,
  • After today!!!
  • Gumball: I wish that this was the day,
  • After today.
You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin’ right now. You’re only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano. Sugar Ray Robinson. Joe Louis. Sometimes you get ‘em all at once. Me? I had my three when I was 16. That happens. What are you gonna do? That’s the way it goes, you know? Tell you right now. See this girl? Maybe this girl, she put wind in your sails. Maybe she’s your first great one.
—  Sonny (A Bronx Tale)