So I recently tweeted rockstar regarding an idea about an update specifically directed towards the lgbtq++ community. Here is what I sent. If you agree with what I have said, feel free to copy and paste this message and email them yourselves.
Welcome to “The Gay Days” update.
“Hello holy gta creators, I’ve sent a tweet recently with a suggestion of a gay update. With recent news of marriage equality and the constant battle for equal rights. It’s the perfect time to introduce the "GAY DAYS” update. This update should include a brand new radio station specifically directed to the lgbt audience. I don’t even feel the need to explain the radio station further because “QUEERFM” says it all.
While driving around, we notice an abundance of “white girls”. They tend to be on their phones, screaming, or sipping on their coffees. Let’s replace a portion of them with gay males, we need lesbians, we need transsexuals, EVEN male prostitutes. We get enough white girls on a day to day basis, we don’t need more.
The strip club is such a cool experience. We get to throw some cash, have a dance, maybe 5. Take her home, and then go back again. As a gay male, I unfortunately have to close my eyes as the boobies come out. (I wouldn’t want to turn straight of course). Sometimes I sit out front of pitchers, looking over all the possibilities of breaking in. I always fail, I WANT TO GO INSIDE. I understand that male nudity is illegal and we wouldn’t get to see any “little Stanley’s”, but seriously, LET ME IN. Let’s put vanilla unicorn out of business!
Finally, the best part of this update.
As I’m getting ready to go stand in front of pitchers, I put on my make up, put my hair on, but wait… The store won’t sell me a dress or heels. Why? Because I also have a “little Stanley”, these gender roles are forcing me to put on khakis and a button up shirt. Completing the look with some work boots or flops. Now imagine my fabulous self with a full face of make up and some gorgeous long locks with that outfit. It’s not a pretty look, we need to remove the roles and allow players to choose from both genders. Have you heard of saints row? My saints character has a 10inch Stanley with a black v-neck dress and teal heels looking gorgeous henny.
It’d be fun to incorporate gay flags amongst the map. Maybe even allow us to search for the flags, similar to omega’s spaceship mission. I’d die in general if I were driving and just came across a gay flag.
I totally get there are an outrageous amount of ten year olds who have potatoes as parents and have purchased this game for their child. Maybe, just maybe the parents will see that this game supports us gays (I guarantee you could put all the violence in the world in this game and they wouldn’t flinch until the gays came out) and take the game away because they wouldn’t want their children to turn gay. THEY COULD BE GONE.
On a serious note, it’d be awesome if “safe sessions” existed. Literally EVERYONE tries to kill you. Sometimes I just want to buy snacks or pick a new outfit and can’t without getting blown up by a level 3000 with a tank. It’s silly to have to leave your current session and go to a solo session to buy snacks or clothes etc, and have to be alone 😕 AND OMFG please have Lester stop calling me every time I crank up gta online, just for him to inform me I can now host heist from my luxury apartment. Which by the way should have a very large picture of a hot guy hanging next to the staircase…
I hope something that was said will be taken into consideration. I love gta and have been playing since San Andreas. Keep up the great work holy gta creators. If I could, I’d send you all gifts to encourage you. Unfortunately, I don’t feel like it.“