rocking the mic

If you ever feel useless, just remember that Kirk Hammett has been doing back vocals for the past 36 years. Do you know what his singing voice sounds like? Neither do I. No one does.

  • someone: hey how're you today
  • me, internally: Slay Coulee, Look 👀 at the edges I snatched today 💅🏿 I see you watching 👀 how I sashay 💃🏽 Them other girls, best get outta my way Cause I want, I get it And came up here and did it And girl, I'm ready to show them How these bitches, I own them, got that? Supermodel 💋 switch ↪️, Ms. Coulee She a real, real bad bitch-uh 🖕🏿😤 Let me rock this mic 🎤 Leave them in my dust like Tina did Ike I'm sickening 😷 no? And real fierce too Chicago in the house 🏠, girl, Whatcha gonna do? About to shut it down ⬇️ Come on, Mama Ru Bring the queen 👸🏿 her crown 👑 I approve this message, And all I'm gonna say, Is I'm Shea Coulee 💁🏿 and I always...
  • me: I'm amazing
Category Is: Slay Couleé

Look at the edges 💇🏾 that I snatched 💆🏾🤛🏾 today.
I see 👀you watching how I sashay 👯. Them other girls 👩‍👩‍👧 best get out of my way💅🏽👋🏽. ‘Cause I want it 🤛🏾, I get it 🤜🏾, and came up here 👇🏽👇🏽 and did it✌🏽🥇 and girl I’m ready to show them 🙌🏽 how these bitches I own them, got that 💁🏽? Supermodel 💃🏽switch, Ms. Couleé. She’s a real real bad 🐩 bitch – uh. Let me rock this mic 🎤💥. Leave them in my dust 💨 like Tina did Ike. I’m sickening 🤢though and real 💅🏽👩🏾‍🎤fierce, too. Chicago 🌭🏙 in the house, girl, whatcha gonna do? About to shut it down. Come on, Mama Ru 👸🏾, bring the queen her crown 👑💸. I approve this message 📩 and all I’m gonna say 🎙is: IM SHEA COULEÉ AND I ALWAYS….

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Lin-Manuel Miranda even sings karaoke better than you do (L.A. Times) [v]:

Los Angeles, what were you doing Thursday night? Unless the answer was “singing karaoke with potential EGOT winner Lin-Manuel Miranda,” you definitely missed out.

Miranda, ostensibly in town for Sunday night’s Academy Awards, dropped by the Lost Knight pub in Echo Park for the premiere party for the new Seeso series “My Brother, My Brother and Me” and sang karaoke with enthused revelers.

[…]

Miranda jumped at the chance (literally) to help out a crooner performing the opening number to his hit musical, “Hamilton,” leaping on stage just before his musical cue.

Miranda also had no problem rocking the mic on his own, offering his take on the R. Kelly classic “Ignition (Remix),” which is just as delightful as it sounds. […]

check out the Ignition vids at the article & also swear to yourself never to miss karaoke night again

Slay 🔪Coulee, Look 👀 at the edges 📐 I snatched today ⬇️ I see you 👈🏿watching 😳 how I sashay 💃🏽Them other girls 👭 best Get outta 🙅🏿 my way 🚌 Cause I want 🙋🏿, I get it 💆🏿And came 💦up here 🔝and did it ✔️And girl, I’m ready 😤 to show 👯them How these bitches 🐶, I own them ™, Got that 💅🏿? Supermodel switch 🎮, Ms. Coulee 👩🏿 She a real, real bad bitch 🐩- uh Let me rock ☄️ this mic 🎤 Leave them in my dust 💨 like Tina 🏃🏿‍♀️ did Ike 🙇🏿 I’m sickening no? 💁🏿 And real fierce 🔥 too Chicago 🌭 in the house 🏠 , girl, Whatcha gonna do 🙌🏿? About to shut it down ❌ Come on, Mama Ru 🤰🏿Bring the queen 👸🏿 her crown 👑 I approve 👌🏿 this message 📝, And all I’m gonna say 🗣, Is I’m Shea Coulee 👄 and I always 😏…

  • <p> <b>Me at two am tryna sleep:</b> <p/><b>Brain:</b> Slay Coulee looK at the ed-ges I snatched tOdaay. I see you watching how I sashay Them other girls best get out my way 'Causeiwantit,IgetitandcameupinhereanddiditandgirlI'mreadytoshow'emhowthesebitchesiown'em Got that ,supermodel switch Ms. Couleé she a real, real bad bitch uH Let me rock this mIC Leave 'em in my dust like Tina did Ike i'm sickening, no? And real fierce too Chicago in the house, girl whatcha gon' do? About to shut it down Come on Mama Ru, bring the queen her crown I approve this message and all I'm gonna say Is I'm Shea Couleé and I always-<p/><b>Me jumping up:</b> BRING IT TO THE RUNWAY RUNWAY R-R-UNWAY<p/></p>

it’s going to rain tomorrow, i held off on telling ppl, i’m pretty sure i didn’t tell the wrong ppl or didn’t tell them the right way, and one of the role model elder gay ppl i was rly looking forward to seeing died and his funeral is on the same day 

honestly my biggest worry about my wedding tomorrow is that nobody will bother to show up, just like my open mics. it will be my wife, her boyfriend who will get grumbly, my mom and dad glaring daggers at each other, my brother and 4 of his punk friends whose names i don’t remember, a dude my wife met at a convention 2 months ago, and my best friend from middle school who drove in to get her cat back. the cake will not show up and i will be judged for my choice of venue, food, and date. 

a) is this normal 

b) would my shitty bachelor party where i only had $20, went to 2 of my cheap favorite industrial bars with my friends and couldn’t afford the cover on Sports Event Night, went to the bar my brother works at for solace and food and found neither, came home to find out that all the pizza places were closed, and wrote a blog about it be more/less funnier more/less sympathetic if i was a dude 

c) what do normal women do/worry about the night before they are about to get married 

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