rockin!

I’m sexy, I’m cute! 
I’m popular to boot!
I’m bitchin’, great hair!
The boys all love to stare!
I’m wanted, I’m hot!
I’m everything you’re not!
I’m pretty, I’m cool!
I dominate this school!
Who am I? Just guess!
Guys wanna touch my chest!

I’m rockin’, I smile!
And many think I’m vile.
I’m flying, I jump!
You can look but don’t you hump! Whoo!
I’m major, I roar!
I swear I’m not a whore!
We cheer and we lead!
We act like we’re on speed!
Hate us ‘cause we’re beautiful?
Well, we don’t like you either!
We’re cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!
ROLL CALL!

—  Bring it On (2000)

advertised father’s day gift suggestions: 

- a knife 

- a scented candle made of pubes so you don’t emasculate your father accidentally on the special day 

- beard wax/beard gel/beard oil 

- an ugly mix cd from jb hi fi called something like “DAD’S ULTIMATE EPIC BARBECUE AUS ROCKIN EPIC ONIONS AND SAUSAGES WORKING IN THE GARAGE ON YOUR CAR YOU ARE SMOTHERED IN GEAR OIL BONANZA JAMS” that is 80% ACDC 

- Grand Designs dvd