Loki – Slytherin Let’s face it, he’s awesome. Slytherin is the house of the cunning and ambitious and who’s more tricky than Loki? He owns this house. He’s brave and will do the right thing but he doesn’t mind throwing the rule book out the window. Fury – Slytherin Slytherins are natural born leaders. Fury has ambition and the IDGAF attitude down to a science. Peter Quill – Slytherin While he wants to help others, he’s also been forced to be resourceful, cunning, and always looks out for himself. Slytherins are loyal too, and Peter is certainly loyal, but often times he is too busy figuring out how to get out of situations and take care of himself than he is tuned into his friends and what’s going on around him. Though he’s ambitious and intelligent enough to turn it around in the end. Wanda Maximoff – Slytherin Cunning….Wanda’s entire skillset revolves around manipulation. NOW NOT ALL SLYTHERINS ARE MANIPULATIVE. But some are. Just like not all Hufflepuffs are cinnamon rolls, not all ravenclaws get straight a’s and not all Gryffindor’s follow the rules. Every house is going to have extremes but Wanda plays for Wanda. She takes care of business and she’s not one to back down until she gets there Gamora – Slytherin While she cares immensely for her friends and sister, self preservation is important. She’s also wicked brilliant and ambitious. Wade Wilson – Slytherin Let’s face it. He’s salty af, sarcastic, majors in murder and minors in mayhem. He’s a Slytherin though and through. Always watching out for himself and while he’s loyal and kind and brave, he’ll always belong with the cunning. Natasha Romanoff – Ravenclaw I was originally thinking Slytherin…but I think Natasha fits in Ravenclaw more. She’s so incredibly brilliant ans she’s always got a plan and her own agenda, I just don’t think she’s ambitious enough. She’s fiercely independent and always ready for whatever is thrown her way, so I think she’s a ravenclaw
Bucky, if you don't mind my asking, what in the world was Tony arguing with Backup about?
whether or not it was a good idea to put a rocket booster on sam’s jetpack. tony said yes, backup said no.
(technically, backup said nothing, on account of he’s a dog and can’t talk, but that didnt stop tony from assuming that silence meant ‘cap’ was disagreeing with him.)
for the record, sam and i were both in favor. sam thought it’d be fun, and i thought it’d be funny to watch sam burn the back of his pants off, which is 1000% what would have happened. but neither of us joined the argument, because watching tony argue with a dog was just too entertaining.
tony claims that backup has very expressive eyes. it’s true, but i don’t know what the hell kinda puppy dog eyes gave tony enough material to argue with for a half-hour straight.
(I’m editing this into the existing AO3 chapter)