rocket gun

Throwback to the GNR show when I was standing right in front of Duff during Rocket Queen and I sang - staring directly at him - “I might be a little young but I ain’t naive” and he looked so scandalised that I burst out laughing and then he started laughing as well and winked at me.



Oh my god so I guess during the teacher portfolio reviews one of the professors said this one guy (who happens to do fucking amazing comic style art) was a “one trick pony” after his review was done and the person who was behind him in line overhead and told him. So for our big end of school art show he printed off a huge 3x7 foot poster of a “comic concept” with naked women flipping the bird while sitting on tanks and surrounded by ponies in armor with machine guns and rockets with the title “One Trick Pony” in like 1000 pt font and this is my favorite act of passive aggression I’ve ever witnessed.

I sexually Identify as a Level 3 Sentry . Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending the intelligence by spraying hot death at filthy enemy mercenaries. People say to me that a person being a sentry gun is Impossible and I’m downright retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m gonna install a targeting computer, heavy caliber machine guns, and rocket launchers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sentry” and respect my right to camp spawn and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a sentryphobe and need to check your automated weaponry privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.