anonymous asked:

I think Ignis is more into office/car sex for his naughty side. I can't stand pet play or too much bdsm so I'm super biased here, but it's not unthinkable for our dear Iggy to get off at the prospect of fucking where he works. Especially if it's on a meeting table. All those snotty politicians talking at a table that he literally rocked a couple hours ago. He grabs his own thigh to get his mind on track and not pop a boner.

Are we the same person? Because I agree. I just threw the BDSM in there cos I assumed that was a popular Ignis perception. But holy moly… CAR SEX WITH IGNIS OMG 😍😍😍 OFFICE SMEXY TIMES WITH IGNISSSSSS AAAAAAAH!!! *self destructs* 💜💜💜

beware-the-ravenstag  asked:

question: are ed and oswald canon, beyond just the creators saying so? like at one point (since i understand they're on the rocks now) unambiguously a couple?

If you want my opinion? Yes, they’re absolutely a hair’s breadth from declaring themselves, up until that absolute what-the-fuck ending on episode 3x06. I’ve watched everything thereafter in spite of how mostly-unfavorably wrecked their canon storyline is in my regard, but YMMV. There’s a reason I pulled apart and re-worked a stretch of canon at the point I did (for the largest of my writing projects in this fandom so far) before going mostly off-road with it. I can’t ever seem to separate my emotions or narrative inclinations from the process of answering questions like this one. My guess is that you might feel about as ready to shatter something as I did when you reach the weird boundary-marker that’s 3x06-3x07, but I could be wrong. Complicated answer is complicated. You’ll have to let me know if your experience of it is any different from mine.

John Lennon and Yoko Ono, New York City, 1972

Mick Jagger and Anita Pallenberg in Performance directed by Donald Cammell and Nicolas Roeg, 1968

@ my pals having a hard time right now: i know it feels like the universe is crashing and your heart is at its heaviest, but hear me out for a second: your time to get better will come. trust me, i would know. i hit the rock bottom a couple of months ago too and yes i understand how horrible and awful it feels- it’s as if there’s an empty hole inside your heart that never ever gets filled and god it’s even better to feel something than nothing at all. but believe me when i say it (really does) gets better! one day, you will create again. one day, you will generate love again. one day, you will love and be loved again. some time soon, you will get better and your heart will heal. so hold on, please hold on.

  • Veronica: Look, Archie, you're obviously upset over losing Valerie.
  • Betty: So, we've called this intervention to help you.
  • Archie: I'm not upset over losing Valerie.
  • Jughead: We found you in the park throwing rocks at couples.
  • Archie: Why should they get to be happy?!
  • Craig: “Look, bro, you’re obviously upset about Joseph.”
  • Amanda: “So, we’ve decided to come over here to help you out.”
  • Dadsona: “I’m not upset.”
  • Amanda: “Dad, we found you in the park, throwing rocks at couples.”

“I love you. I love the texture of your skin, the taste of your saliva, the softness of your ears, I love every inch and every part of your entire body. From your toes and the beautifully curved arches of your feet, to the exceptional shade and warmth of your dark hair. I need you in my life, I hope you need me too.”
— Nick Cave, from a letter to PJ Harvey