Random thought at midnight, but I just realized that Garrus never says those 3 little words to Shepard in game.
Mass Effect 1 is understandable since Bioware didn’t think we’d be crazy enough to fall for a rock bird man.
Mass Effect 2 is where Shepard says, “Let’s bang, okay?” And it’s sorta emotional but it starts as a physically intimate relationshio until the Commander is put in the timeout corner for hanging with Cerberus.
Then Mass Effect 3, end of everything, they’re finally official. Only took evil lobster machines to get these two to change their sci-fi Facebook status from “It’s Complicated” to “It’s Happening”. And again, they imply that they love each other but never say it.
Citadel DLC Garrus is all “Girl I just gotta say I love…uh…your hair.” Close, but the alien chicken decided to chicken out.
Then the ending… last scene with Shepard and Garrus, he finally looks at her and says, “I love you.” And it really just breaks my freakin bitch ass heart to know he finally said it the last time he’ll ever see her (unless you chose the red ending…)
Excuse me while I cry under a desk and devour a pint of ice cream.
therock “Go kill yourself and eat d*cks” has just become one of my all time favs. Thanks Kev. 👍🏾 In a huge action sequence I’m hanging off the side of a helicopter saving the lives of my co-stars @karengillanofficial,@jackblack,@nickjonas and @kevinhart4real.. and this is the gratitude they show. For
the record, I’m the one 800ft in the air being fearless while they sit
on their candy asses by the monitors with their little microphones
talking shit. The#SexiestManAlive is about go down there and knock some lungs loose. I TRULY LUV these crazy bastards and no one is having more fun on sets than us and our hard working crew.