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Things about The Magnificent 7 that need to be shared
  • After the first gun fight when Goody got shot they’re all trying to figure out where everyone is, Goody’s saying something about candles or some shit and Billy keeps staring at his arm (where he got shot)
  • Emma holding that guys hand when Red Harvest is fuCKING Denali uP
  • Sam singing “Bring ‘em in” when Bouge sends those 2 dudes in to get Sam towards the end
  • Teddy Q is precious and must be protected at all costs
  • After Goody left and Horne is talking about how it’s good to be in the service of men he respects he specifically looks at Red
  • UGH when Sam is trying to convince Goody to stay and fight and he goes “You’ll be disappointing more than just me if you leave.” (((BILLY)))
  • When the little girl offers Horne water and he says in the most delicate and pure way “Thank you, miss.” i cRI
  • Obviously Vasquez leading Faraday’s horse (totally in love w/ each other)
  • buT ALSO Red w/ Horne’s body 
  • Teddy Q is so smol and amazing and I love him
  • Billy’s last words are “Goody”
  • no you don’t understand the way he stalked out of that church and unloaded into that guy i don’t have to words to describe what he looked like
  • Red’s horse was actually beautiful
  • also goddam Martin Sensmeier riding bareback is not easy especially riding bareback when you’re hauLING ASS like he was i applaud you
  • Remember Iron Man 3 the “cheap trip and a cheesy one-liner” yea that is literally Joshua friggin Faraday
  • After Billy kills that guy with his hairpin (awesome) there’s a shot of Goody and he smirks and rolls his eyes so fucking fondly like “You couldn’t just shoot him Billy, you had to go for the theatrics, so dramatic, we all know you’re faster than him, ya just HAD to show off.”
  • alSO the fucking way he flicks that godamn cigarrette with such flair
  • the little run that Faraday does when he’s trying to get away with the cash right at the beginning when everyone is freaking out over Sam
  • also really not fair that Red Harvest doesn’t have sleeves because Martin Sensmeier is JACKED 
  • “Je-sus wept.”
  • ALSOalsoalso ho-ly SHIT the shot right before the big battle where Sam is on his horse on the ridge overlooking the town and the sky is this dark blue and everything is dark you can’t really make out details just his outline against the sky and the music is perfect and that fucking shot is so amazing
  • Peter Sarsgaard did a really fantastic job in this movie
  • When Faraday flicks his cigarette at Vasquez
  • ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐm ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ OKAY so this shot was like super quick but when that lady comes up with Horne’s weird pelt carpet jacket thing or whatever Vasquez is like smiling at him then it cuts back to Horne THEN back to Vasquez and he has this dumb little smile on his face and he bops his head back and forth and its the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen Manuel Garcia-Rulfo is a gift to us all
  • off topic of this text post but i refuse to accept the ending of this movie and the only AU i will accept is the one where everyone lives and four out of the seven are gay and they all stick together forever

i just want to yell about these idiot cowboys for eternity

Cisbent Magnificent Seven

1) Viola Davis as Sam Chisholm 

Originally posted by emmas-stone

2) Natalie Portman as Joshua Faraday 

Originally posted by dailynatalieportman

3) Winona Ryder as Goodnight Robicheaux 

Originally posted by elliotaldersons

4) Jane Lynch as Jack Horne 

Originally posted by huffingtonpost

5) Claudia Kim as Billy Rocks 

Originally posted by ericscissorhands

6) Eiza Gonzalez as Vasquez 

Originally posted by duskgifs

7) Julia Jones as Red Harvest 

Originally posted by asstrxlxgy

anonymous asked:

What would dating Billy Rocks include? (please lol)

  • Constant arguments with Goodnight because you don’t like that he gambles using Billy as his “pawn”, so to speak…Billy addresses this by simply assuring you that it’s fine in this tone of voice that’s really delicate and is enough to shut you up (temporarily)
  • Any time you’re sitting somewhwere, he’s next to you with his hand lightly resting on your thigh, which is about the extent of his PDA
  • In the mornings, he braids your hair. On days he isn’t competing, he  secures it with his hairpin, then at night, he lets your hair fall down and smiles at how wavy it is 
  • Since Goodnight is around like 90% of the time, the only time you can have sex is when you sneak off while he’s asleep 
  • Which basically means, every time you have sex, it’s under the stars
  • Billy does not ever fuck you, but rather makes love to you. He prefers to do things in a drawn out, calculated way, rather than mindless thrusting against a tree or something 
  • Missionary and cowgirl are his fave positions–he likes being able to see your face
  • After you’re done, he doesn’t cuddle, but rather sits you up and braids your hair. He just really likes braiding hair, okay
  • Obviously he teaches you how to uses knives, though, he is a little bit of a show off when he gives examples of things you can do with them. Naturally, Goodnight calls him out on it immediately, and Billy gets all flustered and annoyed and makes some sort of sassy shady comment to him
  • If a man is flirting with you or looking at you the wrong way, Goodnight has to go over and warn the guy “My compadre over there just might slice your throat if you don’t stop” he motions to Billy who is sitting quietly in a corner, giving the guy a death glare “But I’ll tell you what, if you put your eyes back in your skull and give me five bucks, I’ll tell him not to rip them back out” 
  • The only time you’ve ever seen Billy look nervous was when he told you he loved you–which took him forever to do, by the way
  • And when you say it back to him, it is the most beautiful sound in the world