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Quick Descriptions of Some Musicals

Hamilton: The Founding fuckboys Fathers in the form of highschool drama

Falsettos: Lots of Jews, lots of gay, lots of intense crying

Book of Mormon: Everyone is made fun of in this musical. Everyone.

Rent: Money is difficult, but so is AIDS and being gay

Phantom of the Opera: Mysterious man in a mask swoons you faster than you can say “Christine” no matter what your sexuality is

Newsies: Group of guys (that aren’t mormons) aren’t taking shit from no one (also the New York accent will stick with you, believe it or not)

Dear Evan Hansen: Sad musical about teen angst could never be so relatable

Wicked: Hey remember that one movie that comes on tv every now and then during the holidays that your parents reflect on? Yeah this is before that

School of Rock: Fake teachers and rebellious children who are all surprisingly talented

Petition for the Tonys to have a Best Ensemble category because the rest of the people onstage besides the stars deserve to be recognized for their amazingness and hard work

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so i saw @welcometofalsettos do this a few weeks back and wanted to make my own

{updated because i realized i missed a few things}

Awesome Broadway shows things that have nothing to do with Hamilton

-A Gloria Estefan doppelgänger leading a conga

-Fiyero pants

-I CAN’T BELIEVE JESUS CALLED ME A DICK

-Shakespeare?? Is a rockstar??!!

-dIVERSITY

-Baking puns, so many baking puns

-Young lesbians having a crush on the delivery woman

-Gay mormons tapping

-LET THE GREEN GIRL GO

-Child actors with english accents starting a revolt

-Child actors with american accents palying instruments

-Hot french revolutionaries 

-SING MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

-Jessie Mueller

-Vanilla ice cream

-CYNTHIA E R I V O

-Proffesional dancers dressed as hyenas 

-SheeEEeeEeeEeEry *intrincate harmony*

Please remember, Hamilton is amazing, but there are other equally amazing things out there and if you just look a little bit you may find other stuff you love.