Puns? I got puns. I got pick-up lines too. This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate. If you were a pastry, you'd be a cinnamon roll. I Cayennen't stop thinking about you. You must be a hot bun, cause you've been /cross/ing my mind all day. Did the Archies write a song about you? Cause, sugar, sugar, you are my candy girl. Do you like rock and roll? Cause I wanna pour some sugar on you. Is your dad Professor Utonium? Cause you're clearly made from sugar, spice and everything nice. 1/2
> 2/2 I heard you like Chat Noir, and must I say, you’re the chat’s meow. Don’t worry Purrincess, I’ll always be here to save you. - Knight in Sterling Armor Anon
[Dull thunk as my head hits my schoolbag]
IM IN *PUBLIC* HOW AM I MEANT TO REACT TO THIS WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE IVE LOST IT?
THE JUNIORS THINK US YEAR 12S ARE CRAZY ENOUGH THEY DONT NEED ME SCREAMING