rock and roll dad

anonymous asked:

Puns? I got puns. I got pick-up lines too. This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate. If you were a pastry, you'd be a cinnamon roll. I Cayennen't stop thinking about you. You must be a hot bun, cause you've been /cross/ing my mind all day. Did the Archies write a song about you? Cause, sugar, sugar, you are my candy girl. Do you like rock and roll? Cause I wanna pour some sugar on you. Is your dad Professor Utonium? Cause you're clearly made from sugar, spice and everything nice. 1/2

> 2/2 I heard you like Chat Noir, and must I say, you’re the chat’s meow. Don’t worry Purrincess, I’ll always be here to save you. - Knight in Sterling Armor Anon
[Dull thunk as my head hits my schoolbag]
IM IN *PUBLIC* HOW AM I MEANT TO REACT TO THIS WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE IVE LOST IT?
THE JUNIORS THINK US YEAR 12S ARE CRAZY ENOUGH THEY DONT NEED ME SCREAMING
AAAAAAAAAAA

Reasons why MacCready is your problematic fave:

• Probably likes pineapple on pizza
• Doesn’t brush his teeth very often
• The times he does brush his teeth he drinks orange juice afterwards
• Somehow doesn’t have hat hair
• “God dam– gosh darn it!”
• Would probably kill a man that took his Diet Nuka-Cola Cherry
• Doesn’t believe that snakes exist
• Likes to steal things
• Left me by myself while we were being attacked by an assaultron
• “What the h– heck!”
• Doesn’t appreciate the rain
• Just met you but calls you his bff
• “Fu– frick!”
• Likes rock ‘n roll
• Cries a lot
• “Gosh diddly darn!”
• Minor case of dad bod
• Dirty hypocrite

I relate to Billie because he said he cried a little on Jakobs first day of senior year and that's the level of weepy I maintain at all times

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I literally haven’t drawn megaman fanart in almost 5 years.
So of course I draw them again with a modern day human au nobody wanted. Dr. Light still works in robotics but they’re present day so not very advanced. All robots and robot masters are kids living in the same neighborhood. Rock,Roll, & Blues live with their dad.  

In this au Blues has a heart problem instead of an unstable power core. He’s not allowed to exert himself or he’ll collapse. This worries his dad a lot and he wishes Blues would stay where he can keep eye on him, but he’s a teenager so he sneaks out a lot and avoids him. 

Their Country Song

(I don’t even know why but I suddenly had the urge to listen to country music and I’m having a marathon right now. I know most people don’t like country music but I do because I grew up listening to country music with my mom and rock n roll/alternative music with my dad lol)


Johnny: If I Die Young - The Band Perry

“The sharp knife of a short life. Well, I’ve had just enough time. If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river at dawn. Send me away with the words of a love song.”


Two-Bit: Little Bit Of Everything - Keith Urban

“I don’t need too much of nothing. I just wanna sing a little chill song, get my groove on. Pour something strong down in my drink. Oh, I know that I don’t need a whole lot of anything. I just want a little bit of everything.”

(I honestly couldn’t think of anything for Two but I thought that Keith Urban and Two-Bit (Keith) have the same name so I put of of his songs for him lol)


Darry: A Little Bit Stronger - Sara Evans

“Woke up late today and I still feel the sting of the pain but I brushed my teeth anyway. I got dressed through the mess and put a smile on my face. I got a little bit stronger. Riding in a car to work and I’m trying to ignore the hurt.“ (he dedicated this song to his parents after they died)


Ponyboy: Breathe - Taylor Swift

“Music starts playing like the end of a sad movie. It’s the kind of ending you don’t really wanna see ‘cause it’s tragedy and it’ll only bring you down. Now I don’t know what to be without you around. I can’t breathe without you, but I have to breathe without you…” (he dedicated this song to his parents)


Sodapop: Highway Don’t Care - Tim Mcgraw ft Taylor Swift

“The highway won’t hold you tonight. The highway don’t know you’re alive. The highway don’t care if you’re all alone…but I do! The highway won’t dry your tears. The highway don’t need you here. The highway don’t care if you’re coming home…but I do”. (he dedicated this song to Pony after he ran away)


Steve: Blown Away - Carrie Underwood

“There’s not enough rain in Oklahoma to wash the sins out of that house. There’s not a enough wind in Oklahoma to rip the nails out of the past. Shatter every window til it’s all blown away. Every tear soaked, whiskey memory blown away…”


Dallas: Cowboy Casanova - Carrie Underwood

“He’s a good time cowboy casanova leaning up against the record machine. He looks like a cool drink of water but he’s candy coated misery. He’s the devil in disguise, a snake with blue eyes and he only comes out at night. Gives you feelings that you don’t wanna fight, you better run for your life!“