robyn made me do it

How do I even begin to describe Rukia Kuchiki...

 Rukia Kuchiki is flawless.

 Uryu sewed her a dress, and she sleeps in Ichigo’s closet.

 I hear her Zanpakto is insured for $10,000.

 I hear she does car commercials, in the world of the living.

 Her favorite animal is the rabbit.

 One time she met Isshin Kurasaki at Ichigo’s house.

And he told her she was cute.

 One time she used her shikai on me. It was awesome.