Robot restaurant

In the middle of the Kabukichō (red light district), next to Shinjuku, there is  the Robot restaurant.

In this weird place, bikini-clad women drive huge (half naked) robots, fighting and entertaining the audience.

This kind of show is not exactly my cup of tea (…), expecially for my retina. Moreover, the entrance fee of 5000 yen and online reviews not exactly stellar pushed me in not to try the actual restaurant. Nevertheless, in the entrance, one can taste a glimpse of the atmosphere enjoying a small “free show”.

The welcome stage also features a live show of a rock band of pseudo-robots.

Confessions of a food service employee

Ok, I’ve been meaning to say these thing for a while now, and I finally have time to do so. I am only a hostess at a bar/restaurant, but let me tell you, it’s really fucking hard and tiring to deal with countless rude and obnoxious people almost every day. So let me give you some tips as to how to treat us workers like real people instead of robots and slaves.

•Our restaurant has multiple entrances, but we have one host stand up at the front. If you seat yourself without telling one of the hosts, we don’t know which server has been sat or not. If you didn’t know, that’s perfectly ok, just come up to the front and we will seat you. Don’t be rude to us if we ask you to move tho, we are just following rules.

•Please do not ask to sit at a specific seating section. You are here to eat food, not to sightsee. We also have to be fair to all of our servers and make sure they all have the same chance to make money. If we sit multiple tables with the same server, they will be overwhelmed and your service will not be good. Please let us sit you where we need you.

•If you have bigger parties, you might not be seated right away. We only have a limited number of 8 top tables and one 12 top table. If you cannot be seated immediately, do not ask us to move chairs or tables together. It is a fire hazard and we are not allowed to do so. Just wait patiently.

•Please tip your servers well. Seriously, they don’t make a whole lot hourly and the only real money they make is the tips they receive. They’re all very tired and are forced to put on a smile everyday for very ungrateful and grumpy customers. They’ve been running around all day in a hot restaurant and kitchen to make sure you’re happy, please treat them with respect.

•If there is a wait, we cannot make people leave their seats for you, nor do we control where your name is on the list. Yelling at the hosts will not make you be seated any faster. If anything, it will have you kicked out.

•If it’s a hot day, we understand if you want to come inside to cool down. But you aren’t gonna be the only one with that idea. The more people inside of the restaurant, the hotter it’s gonna be. Please don’t just sit at a table to cool off, you will have to stand in a designated area. Tables are for people who want to order food. And please don’t give us a hard time for it either, again, we are just doing what we’re told.

•Please drink responsibly. I know this one should be obvious, but some people can’t handle their alcohol. People become belligerent and obnoxious, and sometimes even violent. No one wants to deal with a drunk.

•Lastly, and maybe most important, please do not act like you are God’s gift to this earth! Your business is very important to us, but so is everyone else’s. You aren’t the end all, be all when it comes to a restaurant. We have to take care of everybody who walks in, not just you. Please be respectful and patient when you eat out, it just makes life easier.

If anybody else had anything to add, please do so. This is all I can think to say for now. But please, be a decent human being to people in the restaurant industry, it’s a medial and frustrating job and most people working only have this job. They need the money badly and will put up with almost anything to make it. Everyone would just be happier if we gave workers in the food industry the respect they deserve. This has been a PSA. Thank you.

Unique Restaurants for the Signs

Aries: El Diablo; Lanzarote, Spain

(The heat from the volcano cooks your food!)

Taurus: Restaurant Le Meurice; Paris, France

Gemini: Dinner in the Sky

Cancer: Breakas Beach Side Restaurant;  Port Vila, Vanuatu

Leo: Ninja New York; New York, New York

(Ninja’s serve you your food!)

Virgo: Robot Restaurant; Harbin, China 

(Freaking ROBOTS serve you your food)

Libra:  Sky Bar; Bangrak, Bangkok

Scorpio: Dans le Noir; Paris, France

(You eat completely blindly to enhance your taste!)

Sagittarius:  Kayabukiya Tavern;  Utsunomiya, Japan 

(Monkeys bring you your food!)

Capricorn:  Restaurant de Glace Pommery; Montreal, Canada 

Aquarius: Ogori Cafe;  Kashiwa, Japan

(You get the food the person before you ordered, and the next person in line gets what you ordered!)

Pisces: Aquarium Restaurant; Nashville, Tennessee 


Living the Weaboo Dream [Japan Tour 2015]

The next stage in our Japan trip! This time we weabed out in Akihabara, JoJo posed at @Home Maid Cafe, became confused at the Robot Restaurant, got escorted to the bathroom at Swallowtail Butler Cafe, and caught them all at the Mega Pokemon Centre. Watch the video here!