//wakes up to make thjs post// listen the way the creators and writers frame jenny and brads relationship makes it really clear that they are meant to be completely platonic, not bc brad doesn’t date robots (he does) and not bc jenny doesn’t date humans (she does), in fact both of them r constantly desperate to find dates throughout the show, but the one time the idea of them going on a date with Each Other came up in passing (future shock), it was established that it wasnt smth they were interested in at all. the time jenny kissed brad on the cheek (ball and chain) was not romantic!! he was about to get married to a space biker and would basically never see her again, it was a platonic goodbye cheek kiss!!!! oooooog they love and respect each other non romantically and have a rad relationship and i will literally physically fight anyone over this. ok. goodnight

Big dumb long truth thing i got tagged in or something

 92 Truths (92? Damn that’s alot of truthing going on.i better get paid for doing this)

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person that tagged you. 
I was tagged by diskoid he’s forcing me against my will to do this oh god please don’t hurt me someone help me 

What was your:

  • Last Drink: water. h20. the Aqua Cola
  • Last Phone Call: a 30 second call with my dad asking if sister was home from school
  • Last Text Message: “omw home”
  • Last song you listened to: Metric- Too Little, Too Late
  • Last time you cried: when i rewatched Toy Story 3 a few months ago seriously that movie still makes me tear up everytime no joke if you don’t cry at it you’re like an emotionless robot
  • Dated someone twice: i’ve never dated anyone yet woops
  • Been cheated on: multiple times. people think i’m the smart one and always looked at my quizs in class
Kissed someone and regretted it: nah
  • Lost someone special: Not yet
  • Been depressed: A few times
  • Been drunk and thrown up: Nah

In the past year have you:

Made a new friend: Yuh
  • Fallen out of love:
    Laughed until you cried: oh yes.
  • Met someone who changed you:
  • Found out who your true friends are: conceptofcorruption is such a huge fucking nerd i swear, but she’s the best friend i could ever have, i love that loser. Also shout out to the “Squad”, the raddest group of people ever to exist on this planet, a group that includes the likes of in-ivy-and-in-twine becomingthepokemonmaster skoot3rrrrrrr  epicnguyening and some others who do not have tumblrs
  • Found out someone was talking about you: Oh yeah some homie was trashtalking me and i was like yo wtf. i beat that loser up and stuffed him in a locker then took his lunch money and stole his girl
  • Kissed anyone on your FB list: i guess my mum


  • FB friends do you know IRL: Most of them
  • Do you have any pets: Nope
  • Do you want to change your name: Nah. i like being Ricky. it ain’t easy being Ricky. but i like it. 
  • What did you do for your last birthday party: Dinner with fam
  • What time did you wake up today: 9ish
  • What were you doing at midnight last night: Watched tv
  • Name something you CANNOT wait for: The Force Awakens, Civil War, Batman vs Superman, Avengers Infinity War……you get the idea
  • Last time you saw your mother: An hour ago. The last time i saw your mother: i’m seeing her right now. OHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i was a baller, i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i had a girl i would call her, i wish i remembered the rest of these lyrics er
  • What are you listening to rn: Capital Cities
  • Have you ever talked to a person called Tom: Tom on Myspace was my friend on there, we never actually talked though, i see how it is Tom, guess you had too many other friends not to talk to me. smh. 
  • What’s getting on your nerves rn: nada. pretty good rn. 
  • Blood type: No idea. 
  • Nickname(s):  Ricky is actually a nickname my real name is Richard lol, also, Tricky Rick/Dick, Space
  • Relationship Status: i’m pretty available hey ladies 
  • Zodiac sign: Gemini
  • Pronouns: dude
  • Favorite TV show: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Space Dandy, Spongebob, Daredevil, some others too lazy too list
    High school: Boswell High
  • College: Tarrant County College
  • Hair color: Black
  • Long or short: Short
  • Do you have a crush on someone: i wanna crush my enemies if that counts
  • What do you like about yourself: i’m hilarious i think and others find me funny i think so that’s cool i guess
  • Tattoos: i don’t want any but they look neat on others


  • First surgery: i dissected a frog once
  • First piercing: Nah
  • First best friend: First? i guess this girl Robin in Kindergarden? She let me borrow her crayons, she was coolio.
First sport you joined: Basketball
  • First vacation: cailfornia. i went to didneyland
First pair of trainers(sneakers): idk. Nike?


  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: water duh just said that
  • I’m about to: look up dumb stuff on the internet all night long
  • Listening to: Capital Cities i uh just said that
  • Get married: “maybe someday “
  • Career: to conquer the world

Which is better:

  • Lips or eyes: Eyes
  • Hugs or kisses: Hug me brother
  • Shorter or taller: Shorter
  • Older or younger: Younger
  • Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic definitely
  • Nose,stomach or nice arms: stomach
  • Sensitive or loud: Sensitive 
  • Hook up or relationship: Relationship

Have you ever:

  • Kissed a stranger: On the cheek at a party
Drank hard liquor: nah
Lost glasses/contacts: Sunglasses once
  • Sex on first date: Nope
  • Broke someone’s heart: yeah in Mortal Kombat it was a fatality
  • Been arrested: Nope
  • Turn someone down: turn down for WHAT
  • Cried when someone died: Not yet
  • Fallen for a friend: at school i tripped up the stairs while walking with a friend once

    Do you believe:

  • In yourself: duh i’m rad
  • Miracles: This is the age of miracles doctor, and there is nothing more terrifying than a miracle…..
  • Love at first sight: Ehhhhh i wouldn’t really say so. 
  • Heaven: Yeah, some sort of Afterlife i’d say so.
Santa Claus: i am the Santa Claus what do you want for christmas children

    25 people wtf i’m not tagging 25 damn nerds i’ll just tag a few cool guys 
    barackobama conceptofcorruption in-ivy-and-in-twine grimgrinningninjashark noirnoctowl skoot3rrrrrrr epicnguyening becomingthepokemonmaster rawrdom alexmeowzermoon unleemited

    Do it if you want to, or maybe you already did it idk, you don’t actually have to do it all, just if you want, or maybe you could like pay someone else to do it for you
So... I'm Dating Your Robot Son //closed rp for gammatased

How the hell did you go up to someone and just tell them that? “Oh hey remember Ultron? Yeah we’ll see the two of us are dating…?” Wanda groaned as she finished that thought. That was dumb. And was dating even the right word? Ultron had… Programmed feelings for her and she… Didn’t know.

Wanda groaned again and put her head in her hands. Doctor Banner hardly trusted her and after this?! She’d be exiled from the Avengers! She was sure of it! “Oh god. What have I gotten myself into?” Footsteps, Wanda’s head jerked up as she saw Bruce coming. She moved to stepped away from the lab before tripping and landing with a moan.

Too late.

(( gammatased ))

anonymous asked:

Has anyone bothered pointing out that video only talks about dating robots and mentions nothing about having sex with them?

I knew I should’ve shown you Electrogonorrhea: The Noisy Killer - __-

Hey nerd I wrote you a thing!

since you were complaining about the lack of spare change and I had a free slot I decided to surprise you by writing up one of the ideas we had on skype. It was actually super fun to write and made for an interesting change. It’s kinda rough but I hope you like it~

(feel free to publish this is you wanna)

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anonymous asked:

Male, 5'7", Brownish Red hair (it won't decide), blue-gray eyes. I am really into robotics and for a date I would take up my best friends offer of use of his home theater to watch Cap 2.

 I love Cap 2 to the point where it is kind of concerning, so this sounds like an awesome date

D/P: Date

Date or Pass?

alicynwonderland asked:

I'd date a robot. I think it would be interesting. Something you gotta try at least once. You wouldn't have to worry if your hands were too sweaty or if you forgot deodorant. Unless it was a highly advanced robot. Then I guess things could get complicated. Like is it Ultron, Andrew Martin or TARS/CASE/HAL? Or is it like Closet? I think, in any of those cases I'd still date a robot at least once. So tell your robot friend he can date humans or whatever.

My robot friend will be pleased to know that humans like her and that I, her human friend who is covered in flesh, was able to help her.

anonymous asked:

Dating a robot is pretty sad. It's an artificial woman. Implying you or some lonely ass fucker made her.

Okay but “lonely ass fuckers” also have the tendency to make babies so what’s your point?