robot records

Jacques Dutronc, watching his robots evolve in the middle of his high-tech equipment (tape recorder, hi-fi equipment and television). Photo by Jean-Claude Deutsch (Paris Match magazine), December 1966

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Dance Gavin Dance’s final 10 year anniversary show with Jonny Craig and Kurt Travis at Dynamo Eindhoven, The Netherlands (26-11-2016). 

Someone at RangerWiki did the math, KyurenOh is the most powerful Megazord to date because it has shattered a record. 

Given that all 4 limbs of the robot can be swapped and the number of zords that can become limbs, KyurenOh has 3,024 different possible configurations!

When possibly combined with RyuTeiOh to make RyuTei KyurenOh, that number could increase to over 60,400 possible combat configurations!

To specify, powerful comes from the sheer versatility of combat in switching limbs (ex. sword to beam weapon or double laser), like Kamen Rider OOO with his combos.

i want mettaton to be able to do weird robot things like

-record peoples voices and then play them back through his own mouth and act like them while doing it
-use phrases like “processing” and “loading” and “computing” and “download complete” in casual speech
-have joints that work only at 90 degree angles
-have an assortment of weird arm, hand, and leg replacements (claws instead of hands, various guns, a sword would be cool, robocrocs instead of heels………………………)
-connect to the internet and /be/ his own wifi hotspot
-stutters/glitches in his voice like an old or broken record sometimes
-rocket shoes.
-be surprisingly SUPER DUPER GOOD AT MATHEMATICS
-have a fear of water because it’ll rust him and electrocute him n stuff
-drink oil and eat batteries
-be able to scan things with his eyes probably
-flirt with electronic appliances like fax machines and microwaves

anonymous asked:

How about how the paladins try to figure out if their crush likes them back? Like, who's constantly inviting them on adventures, who asks those risky questions during quiet moments, who follows them around, who gets nosy and nonchalantly asks the other paladins? Bonus! How quickly do the other paladins/alteans catch on?

Oooooooohhhh this is a cute request!!!

Originally posted by dermotoleary

Shiro-

  • feels embarrassed about having a crush and not knowing what to do about it
  • It’s almost like he’s in middle school again!
  • Like the crush he has for you is so pure and awkward!
  • But this man has gone through shit and has low self esteem when it comes to being someone’s romantic other
  • Please handle this man with care.
  • Will probably attempt to ask you nonchalantly about your love life
  • He THINKS he’s sly but..
  • “Sooooo the stars are beautiful tonight, hehehe…. kinda makes think about your boyfriend huh? Heh, aaaaah you have a Boyfriend right? Or girlfriend! That’s normal too….. are you single?”
  • This man is obvious, especially when you guys are alone
  • He will try to figure out if you like him back or not on his own.
  • He does NOT want to ask lance for dating advice
  • IF YOU ARE SINGLE THIS MAN IS SO HAPPY AND SHY LIKE WHAT CAN HE DO NOW TO MAKE YOU HIS!?
  • Bonus: if you’re crushing on him too, he won’t catch on and tell you have to spell it out for him
  • I can already imagine Shiro’s ear-to-ear grin when you tell this man you like him back

Lance-

  • He’s the one dragging you on risky adventures
  • Try’s so hard to impress you by being heroic
  • Have you ever heard the suspension bridge affect?
  • Basically, it’s a theory where a girl falls in love with someone when they both survive a life or death situation
  • THIS BOY DOESNT KNOW IF YOU LIKE HIM OR NOT YET BUT HE IS DETERMINED TO BE THE ONLY PERSON YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU LAY IN BED AT NIGHT
  • Because you’re already on his mind when he’s trying to sleep. Might as well make it even
  • Bonus- if you have a crush on this man, it’ll take him a gooooood, hm, two weeks till he puts the two and two together
  • If you drop hints, he’ll over analyze them
  • “Does THIS mean they like me!? Or just hungry?..”

Keith-

  • Keith would be the one saying risky things
  • Then try to play it off
  • “You’re really pretty.” “What?” “I said you look shitty!”
  • This boy is so clueless, he’ll ask everyone if they think you like him
  • You start to notice Keith fighting lance a lot more
  • “Hey! Y/n! Did you know Keith li-” *lance gets body slammed by wild keith*
  • At some point, this whole not knowing thing will frustrate him to no end and he’ll end yelling that he likes
  • Then blush and run for the hills
  • You won’t be able to find the poor boy for daaaaaays
  • Bonus: THIS BOI WONT GET IT THROUGH HIS SKULL UNTIL AFTER YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN HAVE THEIR OWN CHILDREN
  • You guys will probably have graves side by side each other and as ghosts he still has to ask “are you SURE you love me!?”
  • Give this boi lots of love, he deserves it

Hunk-

  • When hunk has a crush, he’s 140% more clumsy
  • Don’t go near him when he’s working with machinery, PLEASE
  • Something will explode
  • He blushes a lot and stutters sometimes
  • Though if he really likes you, it’s probably because you make him happy and comfortable so you don’t need to worry about him being too awkward
  • Will want to have rich conversations with you all the time.
  • Bonus: he’ll actually be the fastest paladin to figure out you like him back
  • He realizes it when your guys hands linger more than usually, how you pretend to fall asleep on his shoulders sometimes and how you actually take over cooking duty now and then to give hunk a bit of a break (this man is a mechanic, not a chef)
  • He’ll still beat around the bush for a while so you might have to extend the first date invitation because hunk is just content with knowing you care about him too
  • (I have to add this because I love hunk so I CALL DIBS PEOPLE HUNK IS MY HUBBY!!!)

Pidge-

  • ahahahahaha say goodbye to your privacy
  • If pidge has a crush on you, you won’t know it
  • But one of her mini robots, WILL be following you everywhere you go
  • Of course, she’ll try her best not to get caught by you or the others.
  • She knows she shouldn’t be invading your privacy BUT SHE NEEDS TO KNOW IF YOU LIKE HER BACK BEFORE SHE MAKES A MOVE
  • Cute flustered tech muffin~
  • Bonus: she will know you like her when her robots record you talking to one of the paladins about it
  • This child is hooting and cheering as if they won the lottery!

Allura-

  • thinks humans are rather confusing
  • Especially their dating customs
  • Asks the other paladins for help
  • Immediately regrets it when a human ‘smooth flirt attack’ ended with her hair soaked in hair gel and multiple combs in it THATS SHE CAN’T GET OUT
  • She likes the leather jacket tho (lance tried to turn her into a greaser like from the movie grease)
  • Since she absolutely FAILED at human flirting so she resorted to flirting the altean way
  • And this women is RELENTLESS
  • She’ll kiss your wrist before you leave on missions for luck
  • She blows on the back of your neck (which is like the altean version of ‘guess who’ minus the coving the eyes part
  • She stands awfully close to you when talking (I mean like, her boobs….they’re like… right.. there..)
  • (I advice you not to do any titty grabbing)
  • Showers you with compliments in private
  • Combs your hair daily (sign of affection)
  • Bonus: if you’re the one in love, she won’t figure it out until she has hunk explains the symptoms of a human with a crush
  • Might try human flirting again,
  • she heard ‘hickeys’ are fun
  • (How much do you guys think lance has influenced her?)

Coran-

  • Doesn’t know how to feel about his growing attraction to you
  • There is more than a 10,000 year difference in age and he’s rather self conscious about it
  • More so because he actually looks older than the rest of the voltron crew
  • It’s one things to be old, another to LOOK old
  • His logic is this, if allure dated any of the paladins, there would still be a 10,000 year age difference but no one will fuss because they both look young. If he were to date anyone younger than himself it would cause I few people to turn their heads and question their relationship and he doesn’t want that
  • So he kept he’s feelings for you under wraps for a really long time
  • But he stills wants to be there with you. Give you a shoulder of comfort in the middle of this war, he wants to talk to you, learn more about you. He wants to talk to you about Altea, he wants you to planets he found that are similar to both your planets
  • Pretty much wants to be close to you before you find a boyfriend to fall in love with and then he’ll have to step back and let you be happy
  • THIS MAN IS FULL OF ANGST LET ME TELL YOU
  • Bonus- if you’re the one with the crush, he also might not know it about first but when he does realizes it, HE WONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
  • Goes to lance because he seems the most confident about his knowledge of ‘romancing of the humans’
  • OF COURSE, NOTHING GOES RIGHT AND SOMETHING JUST HAAAAS TO EXPLODE
  • Fireworks don’t belong indoors
  • When you guys confess to each other, he keeps quiet about his insecurities and be a bit distant when you guys are out in public. Much to your disapproval

Fanspaz note: it’s not that lance gave bad flirting advice, it’s just that Coran and Allura took it a bit far, like Coran for 'a kiss like fireworks’ you don’t need actual fireworks ! XD I GOT TWO MORE POST IN STORE FOR TODAY

ur fave is problematic: Nate Ruess
  • asks to be ‘the one’ then complains about being 'the one’
  • is dog problematic 
  • enjoys making people cry with sad lyrics
  • created 'beach robot’ and never recorded/released it
  • often looks like he needs a shower
  • sings about being young- isn’t young
  • “some nights my lips could build a castle, some nights i wish they’d just fall off” ?????????
  • broke up the format
  • named his bands 'the format’ and 'fun.’ which are both really difficult to google 
  • indecent exposure of his ankles 24/7