robot powers!

but have you considered robot sneezing?? like, something small gets lodged in their air vents or they accumulate too much dust and need to get it out so theyre suddenly randomly puffing air out of their air vents and they jerk around a bit like humans do when they sneeze but ahhh i just love robots

I Kissed A Robot And I Liked It: A Complete Meltdown by Phillip J. Coulson
  • May: He replaced me with a robot version of myself? How long did it take for you to figure it out?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง
  • May: What finally tipped it?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“
  • May: Didn't get messy between us, did it?
  • Coulson: ¯\_(ใƒ„)_/¯ ๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: After we escape this place, we're definitely opening that bottle of Haig.
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: I need to take one for the team... So you'll give me mouth to mouth.
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Did something weird happen with my robot self?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Did I make a move on you?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Phil... Did I try to... Kill you?
  • Coulson: ...... ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฃโ˜ ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ
  • May: I knew something was up. What are you not telling me?
  • Coulson: ...... ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿป??
  • May: ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ!!!!
  • ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ
  • Coulson's Ongoing Internal Monologue:
  • ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜

Drew a Steam Powered Giraffe yesterday.  For, you know, no reason at all.

I also watched the band Steam Powered Giraffe do a live youtube concert yesterday, it was pretty nifty!  I hope it’s something they continue to work on, it wasn’t perfect, but I really admire them trying to get the feel of their shows to those outside the US.  Keep at it, you fantastic folks!

Right but you know the drawing and that instance are completely unrelated. Like totes. 

Whaaaaaaaaatttt?