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Here are a couple of my favorite draw thread requests I’ve been doing for fun.  

We have “VexJ9”, the unofficial combination of Jenny (Xj9) and Vexus from My Life as A Teenage Robot (that show had amazing art direction.  One of my favorites.)

And we also have Lindsay from the Total Drama series, dressed as a maid, and more than a little confused.

Adding salt to the wound

GASTER
Alphys.

ALPHYS
Y-y-yes, sir…?

GASTER
The place is immaculate.

ALPHYS
That’s correct, sir.

GASTER
The air itself is clean.

ALPHYS
My asthma is A-OK, sir.

GASTER
Even your empty ramen pots are gone.

ALPHYS
As if by magic, sir-

GASTER
What happened.

ALPHYS
I-I really don’t know! I was busy reading new messages on the blog - I-I didn’t see anything!

[Click, click]

ALPHYS
Even our browser history is clean!

GASTER
You didn’t clean a single thing?

ALPHYS
No!

GASTER
Of course not; silly question.

ALPHYS
H-hey…

GASTER
What could have caused thi- Oh! I get it!

GASTER
Alphys, I’m impressed. You finally finished your alpha build of those maid robots you were working on! And what a marvelous job they’ve done, too!

ALPHYS
Huh? O-oh, I guess I did…?

GASTER
Those things have been in development hell for years! What a nice surprise - I thought I’d never see the day!

ALPHYS
Thank you for the vote of confidence, sir.

GASTER
They must be incredibly efficient. There’s not a single speck of dust left in here! And your section of the lab was an complete pigsty!

ALPHYS
Oh come on it wasn’t that bad-!

GASTER
You’d left those pizza boxes lying around for two weeks! I was considering taking them to my lab to examine the ecosystem growing inside them-!

ALPHYS
What are we going to show King Asgore, sir.

GASTER
OHMYGODTHEKING

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Living the Weaboo Dream [Japan Tour 2015]

The next stage in our Japan trip! This time we weabed out in Akihabara, JoJo posed at @Home Maid Cafe, became confused at the Robot Restaurant, got escorted to the bathroom at Swallowtail Butler Cafe, and caught them all at the Mega Pokemon Centre. Watch the video here!

Me voy ya a la camita, que encima que estoy a un paso de enfermar (La noche pasada me desperté con un dolor que ni os imagináis de garganta, que me puse a llorar como si me estuvieran matando), ya mañana agrego a los nuevos nenes de NDRV3 <3 De momento son el precioso robot y la fabulosa maid (?)

¡Buenas noches!

Probably the more disastrous result than saving the world from a supervillain is saving it from itself – something we love to see the hero do in countless dystopian revolutionary films like V For VendettaAvatar, Snowpiercer, The Matrix, Surrogates, and hell … let’s throw in Spaceballs – the film where a planet of Assholes try to steal the air from another planet.

What a fucking movie. For those who haven’t seen it (you goddamn disgraces), the heroes blow up the villains’ gigantic robot space maid before she’s able to steal the air – effectively leaving an entire other society of men, women, and children to slowly suffocate to death on planet Spaceball.

This is the exact same situation in Avatar – the heroes defiantly send the humans back to an Earth plagued by dwindling resources. Again, the dying planet is being represented by total dicks, but the idea that two groups of people can’t peacefully solve the death of trillions shouldn’t be seen through some victorious lens. No one wins at the end of that film.

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