robot humping

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Circuits (a Love Story)

Chapters: 9/10

Fandom: Overwatch

Rating: E

Pairing: Hanzo Shimada/Genji Shimada

Tags: Shimadacest, robot boy Genji, dry humping, angst, premature ejaculation, robot sex, body horror

Hanzo never asked his father to build him a brother. Hanzo never would have thought to even want such a thing. But Genji is here now and Genji doesn’t seem to be leaving and Hanzo is just going to have to learn to deal with that.

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Jim Henson’s Creature Shop more like ideal workplace

anonymous asked:

Steve is up late with Tony in the lab watching infomercials with dummy, when dummy appears to start pining after the fancy vacuum cleaner on tv.

OH NO IT’S TOO FUCKING CUUTEEEEEEEE. Here, I’ll try and do something extra-special for you bc it’s so cute:

Timestamp: 04·22·14_01·25

Trigger: Television

Run Program: Watch{Television}

Running.

Program_Watch{Television} successfully executed!

Timestamp: 04·22·14_01·30

“Hey, DUM-E: go microwave us up some popcorn.”

Trigger: Command{Tony_Popcorn}

Run Program: Make{Popcorn}

Run Subroutine: Microwave

Running.

Running.

Fire.

Trigger: Fire!

Run Program: FireExtinguisher

Running.

Running.

“Oh fuck, DUM-E, not all over the-”

Program_FireExtinguisher successfully executed!

Timestamp: 04·22·14_01·45

“No, here. Let me-”

“He’s a worthless piece of-”

“Don’t say that: you know how upset it makes him. Here, just let me towel-”

“I can dry my own hair-”

“Yeah, but you like it better when I do it.”

“… Shut up. Stop smiling.”

“Sorry, you’re too cute when you’re mad. Can’t help myself.”

“Captain America is a jerk who delights in the suffering of others. That’ll be the New York Post, this morning.”

“No it won’t. Come here, you.”

Trigger: Television

Run Program: Watch{Television}

Running. 

Running.

Trigger: Vacuum cleaner.

Run Program: ….

Trigger: Vacuum cleaner.

Run Program: …

Trigger: Vacuum cleaner.

Run Program: …

“Mmmph, Steve-”

“Mmmmm, Tony-“

"You kiss like a- mmph- teenager-”

“You want me stop?”

“Never said that, oh, hey… yeah…”

Add Program: Trigger[Love]\Run(Kiss)

Trigger: Vacuum cleaner.

Run Program: Kiss{Vacuum cleaner}

Running.

Running.

Program_Kiss{Vacuum cleaner} successfully executed!

Timestamp: 04·22·14_02·00

"Uh, Steve?”

“Yeah, Tony?”

“… is my robot humping the TV?”

Running.

Running.

Running.