robot chicken: dc comics special

★*゚‘゚・DC Comics Special (2012)

quotes taken from robot chicken’s dc comics special. 

❝ Last one at the party can’t fly. ❞
❝ Oh God! Oh, my back just snapped like a pack of uncooked spaghetti! You just walk up and break my back without saying a word. ❞
❝Booh! Booh on you, sir!❞
❝ Why would that be one of your super powers? ❞
❝I should really use that power more often. ❞
❝ I can’t remember why I hate you. ❞
❝ You might want to close your eyes. ❞
❝ Let’s see if we can at least make it through a round of hors d'oeuvres before the first supervillain shows up. ❞
❝ Come on! I thought we had a schedule worked out.This is my day. ❞
❝ It’s German. ❞
❝ Well, I ain’t changing, you dick. ❞
❝ Everyone, freeze! Oh, for fuck’s sake! ❞
❝ I completely forgot about Chillblaine. ❞
❝ Why didn’t you tell me they look like cartoons. ❞
❝ If you can’t keep it together, you need to leave. ❞
❝ Hold on there, _________.You gotta do it in costume.❞
❝ You bitches can pay for your own drinks. ❞
❝ I do not just call when I’ve been drinking.❞
❝ I’m literally the only one affected by that rule! ❞
❝ I still have a scar in my forehead from Christmas 2004, you dumb butthole. ❞
❝ My God, What was that? ❞
❝This is so cool.Not quite “Independence Day” cool, but much cooler than “Battle Los Angeles” cool. ❞
❝ Could you please stop screaming? ❞
❝ Protect me, Selena Gomez! ❞
❝ I am not sure that the earthlings are worthy of a ring. ❞
❝ All we gonna do is go over to the Hall of Justice, plant a nega-bomb and kill them all at once. ❞
❝ And it never hurts to leave a few riddles with embedded clues on how to diffuse the bomb. ❞
❝ Riddle me this! Which losers are gonna be totally jealous when I defeat the JLA without them? It’s YOU GUYS!❞
❝ I’m shutting down this turd factory before it gets any worse. ❞
❝  That was an ancient relic passed down from my ancestors! ❞
❝ And, who ever’s been picking their nose at the urinal and wiping it on the wall.Stop it. ❞
❝ What is the wifi password in here again? ❞
❝ It’s the Justice League. We’re under attack! ❞
❝ Look, I don’t want to hurt your feelings… ❞
❝ I have the codes to the Watch Tower service entrance. ❞
❝ I didn’t join the forces of evil or anything. ❞
❝ We give you a hard time but only because we love you, bro. ❞
❝ We’ve been caked! ❞
❝ I got a staph infection, I almost died. ❞
❝ Is that piss, dude? Did you just squirt piss in my mouth? We so are done, professionally! ❞
❝ I’m gonna kick your ass! ❞

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Apparently as part of the promotion for the first ROBOT CHICKEN DC COMICS special there was a ROBOT CHICKEN variant cover for Aquaman #12.  Now that they’re doing a second ROBOT CHICKEN DC COMICS special… they are doing 22 more ROBOT CHICKEN 1:25 variant covers this month (March 2014).  Pictured above are 14 of those 22 covers: Action Comics #29, Aquaman #29, Batgirl #29, Batman #29, Detective Comics #29, Earth 2 #21, Flash #29, Forever Evil #7, Superman #29, Teen Titans #29, Wonder Woman #29, Superman/Wonder Woman #6, Harley Quinn #4 and Batman/Superman #9. 

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Robot Chicken DC Comics Special #3: Magical Friendship Trailer!

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