robot butlers

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spent the last few days scribbling ideas for a couple of characters i’ve had floating around my head for a lil while

this is bonnie, she’s one of a pair of characters i’ve been scribbling recently
she has a lot of money and a fleet of robot butlers and servants at her disposal
she’s also a bit short tempered and very strongly bound to her principles
but obviously the important bit’s the money >:]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD!
a coming of age story about overcoming any obstacle, no matter what limbs you have!
features epic heroes such as:
-bean sprout
-bean sprout’s robot butler
-long yaoi
-the Hawk Eye Ball
-mister hoe
-curtis
and nefarious villains, like:
-Roy Mustang
-Roy Mustang
-Roy Mustang
-Roy Mustang
-Roy Mustang
-Roy Mustang
-Roy Mustang
-Yoki

Codsworth With a Synth Body

(Spoilers to Side Quests ahead) Hear me out on this but does anyone else think Codsworth should get a synth body like Curie? Don’t get me wrong I adore his Mr. Handy body but it just seems fitting to me. Plus imagine:

Codsworth: After getting synth body, "Sir/Mum could I ask for a suit or tuxedo of sorts? I’m feeling slightly underdressed.“

SS: "Of course Codsw–”

Codsworth: “OH HEAVENS WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?!?! I JUST ASKED YOU FOR SOMETHING! PUT ME BACK IN THE MR.HANDY! PUT ME BACK!”

SS: “Codsworth it’s fi–”

Codsworth: “ I DID IT AGAIN!” *Frantic running and screaming, along with lots of tripping because he’s not quite sure as to how to operate legs*

Little Battleborn Things #910

TFW you get a 25 kill strike as a character you’re Not That Good as and you just wanna die.

*another blessed submission from the almighty Battleborn tobirame. 

Nico has missed a lot of major events since the 30’s, so hes willing to believe a lot of shit that his friends tell him. so far percy has convinced him that rich people have robot butlers and that dodo birds have become un-extinct. but one thing that really took a lot of evidance and solid proof to get Nico to believe in was the moon landing in the 60’s

“NO JASON THATS BULLSHIT. IM NOT STUPID, THERES NO AIR ON THE MOON”
“nico, they brought the air with them. like, in tanks”
“THATS CRAP, WHY WOULD WE EVEN GO UP THERE WHATS ON THE MOON??? NOTHING!!!!”

So I was talking to my current companion Codsworth, and he tells me a joke like usual. The joke went like this.

Codsworth: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Me: ….

Codsworth: *waits until suspense is built up* Ha, get it?

For such a polite robot butler he can throw some serious shade.

sketchfab

Did a little modeling and animating of this robo buttler dude, still planning on adding some smoke to him, check out the 3d link for the animation and 3dness!

niceanimevibes  asked:

If you dont mind me asking, what mod is the better lucky 38 suite??? I must have it!!!

this one! : http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/55540/?

It’s really cool, has a generic alfred robot butler, has a pool, a nuka cola fountain you can fill empty bottles with, and just a ton of other shit

it’s a bit of overkill, but hey the lucky 38 is supposed to be the mysterious hotel owned by the most powerful man on the stip. kinda expect it to be super fancy!

BATTLEWARS SKINS

A LONG TIME AGO IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE FAR FAR AWAY…

It is a period of Civil war rebel spaceships striking from a hidden base have won their first victory against the Galactic Empire. During the battle rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the empires ultimate weapon; The Varelsi Star. An extra dimensional space station able to swallow whole stars. Princess Phoebe races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore order to the galaxy…

She stores the stolen plans in her R2-Ultra unit and leaves him in the care of her trusted robot butler C3P-Marquis . And escape her starship just as Darth Rath boarded the vessel with his army of Storm Mike units. They crash land on the planet Ekunar to find the lost Jedi master O'Boldi wan Kenobi (Boldur)

Emperor Palpakleese has ordered that the R2 unit must be found so they send they’re best bounty hunter Bene Fett (Benedict) to the planet Ekunar

Upon finding Obuldi he promises to help the rebellion believing that Phoebe is to become the Jedi of prophecy. He will train Phoebe in the ways of the Force after they escape Ekunar and it’s hostile Tusken Foxtrots.

The team travel to Mos Eisley in search of a pilot. There they meet Reyna Solo and her unusually large and hairy friend Chewtana, crew of the Millenial Valkyrie. With the promise of a large reward Reyna agrees to deliver the crew back to the Rebel base on Bliss…

Sorry it was so long! I couldn’t think of a better way to do this. Oh and I omitted Luke because my mom really wanted Leia to be the Jedi of prophecy. Plus I couldn’t think who’d fit him anyway!

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OKAY SO I’VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF HYPE ABOUT THE DOG IN FALLOUT 4

BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT CODSWORTH FOR A MINUTE

Codsworth is a Mister Handy that was the Sole Survivor’s robotic butler before the Great War. Codsworth is reunited with the Survivor after 200 years of roaming around Sanctuary Hills.

He waited 200 YEARS for you to come back home. From what we’ve seen in the trailer and demo, it looks like your house is in pretty good shape for having been through a nuclear bombing- which means he has been protecting your house all this time.

Look at some of his lines:

“Ah, good morning, sir! Your coffee. 175.3 degrees Fahrenheit. Brewed to perfection!”
He knows how you like your coffee DOWN TO A TENTH OF A DEGREE.

“Mister Howard. Shawn has been changed, but he absolutely refuses to calm down.”
He LOOKS AFTER YOUR INFANT CHILD.

“Sir! Ma'am! You should come and see this!” (Regarding a broadcast announcing nuclear detonations)
He recognizes important news and makes sure you see it. If not for him you would not have had as much warning of the bombs falling- you would likely be dead!

“As I live and breathe! Mister Howard? Is that really you?”
YOU CAN HEAR HOW HAPPY HE IS. He has missed you so much! If he had tear ducts they would be weeping with joy!

“It’s worse than I thought. You’re suffering from hunger-induced paranoia! Not eating for two hundred years will do that, I’m afraid.”
“That means you’re, uh… two centuries late for dinner! Ha ha ha ha ha! Perhaps I can whip you up a snack? You must be famished!”

Not only does he recognize that you need food, and immediately wants to help- this implies he’s been keeping food on hand. For two hundred years. JUST IN CASE YOU CAME BACK. And he even tries to cheer you up with a joke!

And then there’s the dog.

>OWNER?
This is not your dog. This is a random stray you just met. It has not been alive for two hundred years, much less been waiting for you for that long. It knows nothing about you. It just recognizes that you are a human and you are not trying to kill it.

TL;DR Codsworth is amazing and loyal and he has not been getting NEARLY enough love in the Fallout fandom since we met him.