robosexual

[Fry and Bender walk into the ‘Holophonor Teacher’ building together]

FRY: “Uh, hello, Mrs. Mellinger.” [waves]

MRS. MELLINGER: “Hello, Phillip!” [looks at Bender] “You must be Mr. Bender! Phillip’s told me so much about you!”

[there’s a beat of silence, Fry smiles and looks at Bender, eyes lidded]

MRS. MELLINGER: [squinting] “Is it true that you’re a robot?”

BENDER: [leans into Fry, grinning lazily, optics lidded] “I prefer the term ‘love machine.’”

ME:  👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

So, a thing I am asking politely that robot porn artists maybe stop doing? Ejaculating oil

mmm yeah baby squirt those toxic petrochemicals all over/inside me! –said no one ever

seriously it’s kind of a noxious mental image and it also breaks suspension of disbelief so hard bc I can totally understand fuckable robots, I cannot understand robots that jizz the fluids they need to work properly

who hooked that up there? 

why would they?

please stop? asking for a friend

I mean if not okay but plz consider

MECHANICAL LOVE  ♥☢♥ [CLICK TO LISTEN]

   it’s exactly what you think it is

digital love daft punk ♥ 2 player game infusion ♥ strict machine goldfrapp ♥ nobody move nobody gets hurt we are scientists ♥ safe and sound capital cities ♥ sad machine (anamanaguchi remix) porter robinson ♥ say my name odeza ♥ madness muse ♥ move for me kaskade ♥ this boy’s in love the presets ♥ love lockdown kanye west ♥ tessellate ellie goulding ♥ something about us daft punk ♥ honeybee steam powered giraffe

   somewhat unofficially dedicated to my robOTP and also to all the people i’ve met who are also robosexual/roboromantic
   (hi5 guys, we’re clearly the best)

friends, until I joined tumblr and, more specifically, the Transformers fandom, I don’t think I had interacted with anyone who fully understood my romantic and/or sexual attractions to robots. I feel like I’m understood here, or in the very least, among like-minded people. like some kind of getting-boners-about-robots family.

I feel like this is a safe place for robosexuals. therefore, I invite all and any fellow robos to doodle yourselves alongside me in the figurative robosexual support group that this fandom is.

‘cause

we bros.