robin-hood:-men-in-tights

Fury: [performing the marriage] Rogers, do you?
Steve: I do.
Fury: Stark, do you?
Tony: I do.
Fury: I now pronounce you man and…
Stephen: I object!
Fury: Who asked?

Keith and Lance, post-fight

Lance: I lost. I lost? Wait a minute, I’m not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.