robin' the hood

Batfamily as things my family has said

Barbara: “If you eat that piece of bacon I swear to god this friendship is over" 

Dick: *sneaks up on unsuspecting sibling* *randomly drops and crushes said sibling with all their weight* "HUMPBACK WHALE!!!" 

Jason: "Hey come here, I have to tell you a secret. Closer. Little closer.” *sticks tongue in their ear* 

Cass: “I’m sorry but I really don’t like you and I want you to stay outside of my house or maybe just be dead and burn in the darkest pits of hell please" 

Tim: *loses battery for the remote* "WHY WON’T GOD JUST FREAKING LET ME DIE I THINK I’VE EARNED IT BY NOW" 

Stephanie: *accidentally sets fire to counter* "You know, maybe you shouldn’t play with fire anymore” “Yeah, maybe-” *lights match* “-but not today" 

Damian: "You know once a kid dared me to stick up the middle finger in kindergarten and I did and the second I did it he called the teacher and she made me sit out recess that day and this is why I have trust issues" 

Alfred: *banging pots and pans* "GET THE FRICK DOWNSTAIRS YOU PEASANTS I MADE CUPCAKES AND NEED VALIDATION ON MY BAKING ABILITIES" 

Bruce: "hOw DaRe YoU dIsReSpEct mE!!! i aM tHe KiNg Of tHiS LiViNg RoOm!!!" 

Jason Todd's Life Told 1960s Robin Style
  • Birth: holy unhealthy family, Batman!
  • Childhood: holy bad influences, Batman!
  • Meeting Batman: holy jacked tires, Batman!
  • Being robin: holy booty shorts, Batman!
  • Dying: holy crowbars Batman!
  • Death: holy non avenged child, Batman!
  • Resurrection: holy secret Lazarus pit, Batman!
  • Under the red hood: holy takeover of the underworld of Gotham, Batman!
  • Under the Red Hood 2: holy shit, I've been bamboozled, Batman!
  • Batman and Robin era (dick and dami): holy poor fashion choices, Batman!
  • Red hood and the outlaws: holy sexy vigilante sidekicks, Batman!
  • Red hood and arsenal: holy joker's daughter, Batman!
  • Red hood and the outlaws rebirth: holy shit I'm outclassed, Batman!
Where’s The Colour?

A/N: I woke up this morning with this idea and i couldn’t get it out of my head all day and i HAD to write it, I hope you enjoy!


Request: XX

Writing Prompt: AU where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate. When your soulmate dies, everything goes back to black and white.

Summary: Jason suddenly wakes up seeing black and white

Relationships: Jason Todd x Reader

Warnings: Death (Nothing too major)

Word Count: 489

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You and Jason had been together for over four years, which was a surprise to you as it only felt like yesterday was the first day you saw colour, the first day you met the person you were destined to be with. Today was no different, you woke up at 4 AM hearing your lover groaning in pain as he slips into the house through the window, popping off his helmet and placing it to the side.


Without a second thought you pull yourself out of bed and grabbed the first aid kit from the bathroom, walking into the living room to find Jason on the couch, tiredly waiting for you.


“So? Tell me, what happened today?” you ask, taking a seat on the couch while gesturing for him to take his shirt off.you were beyond surprised when you found out he was Red Hood, it was bad timing too as you came home form work early to find Batman, Nightwing, Red Robin, Batgirl, and Robin chilling in your living room expecting Jason, or well Red Hood, to come home. 


That day was a disaster and ever since you always had a first aid kit in every room in the house and Bruce’s number on speed dial just in case. 


“Mmm… I don’t even want to talk about it, Joker was involved, Dic and Tim came in at one point…” he muttered tiredly not having the energy to speak clearly, striping out of his armour and leaning against you for support.


“Alright, well let me patch you up and get you to bed, I’m going to work early today so I might as well take a shower now…” you lean over and give Jason a quick kiss before letting him rest on you lap as you begin tending to his wounds. 

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Jason woke up in bed to the faint sound of the TV being on, at first he thought it was you and you had gotten off of work to stay home for the day instead of going, however that quickly changed when he cracked his eyes open to the sight of black and white. He bolted up with a groan due to the pain from his wounds, frantically looking around the room in desperate need to see some sort of colour.


He rushed out of the room in a panic, seeing his two brothers Dick and Tim sitting peacefully on the couch flipping through channels.


“Jason! You’re finally awake, we came to check u-” Dick began to speak but was cut off by Jason mumbling something under his breath. Tim glanced over his shoulder to his older brother, noticing something very off about him. 


“Jason?” Tim Hopped over the backside of the couch in a hurry, nearly tripping while doing so. 


“I… where is it? I can’t see it…” Jason leaned against the doorframe, eyes wide with horror. Tim laid a hand on his shoulder, glancing back at Dick who was clearly concerned for him. 


“Jason? What’re you…?”


“Where’s the colour? I can’t see it” 

Robin Hood AU Update

Good News: It’s already like 5000+ words and there’s a thousand more ideas of how it’s going. And @geniewithwifi is being a terrible influence as she gets me to write it as quickly as possible and continues to inspire me with various Robin Hood inspirations.

Better News? This fic is probably going to be a bit of monster. There are so many ideas to fit it: archery contests, crossbows, evil plots, characters! It’s a beast and it’s wonderful. 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Bad News? Maybe: After talking with Holly, I’ve decided to wait to post this until May/June. So this will be a Hiatus Fic, which allows me time to get ahead with writing. But in case you want something to get excited about, I will be posting sneak peeks before then to get you guys as excited as I am! 

Just for fun, here’s a little taste: 

Felicity peeks around a tree to look down on the two men. Their horses plod slowly along the worn dirt road, lazy in their journey. They are weighed down with bedding and supplies, but also weapons. If not for the swords, she would have thought them peasants. Laurel leans on the tree beside her, eyes narrowed.

“Oliver Queen?” she whispers, eyebrows drawn together in a frown.

“Your betrothed?” Felicity rises on her toes to get a better look at the men. “The one who left to fight in the Crusades? Which one?”

“The one in green.”

He’s nice to look at, Felicity has to admit. The set of his shoulders, the muscles that ripple in his arms. She glances back at her sister. “You should have waited for his return. Thomas is nice to look at, but not so nice as that.”

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And let me know if you want to be tagged in updates/sneak peeks/etc!

               he steals from the rich and gives to the poor, but he keeps not a cent for himself. they call him a crook, a menace. they say he should be locked away for his crimes, but what has he really done that is so wrong? he takes just a little…enough to go unnoticed, and he gives it to those in need

                                   yet he is still an OUTLAW.


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Batfam and spring break

*ahhh yes spring break, crime and fun beaches and babes *well ..from the batfam spring break is more crime then fun *crime rises because we’ll ..drunk teenagers *but every so often the family does go to the beach *should I mention dick jays and Tim’s highschool fun years ? *oh yes, yes I think I should we all know dick and Jay were fuck boys or well flirts but Tim .. *tim was the worst of all, drinking babes and having a good time *let’s just say batman one time found Tim in a drunk fight *Tim won of course *but oh boy was everyone shocked even Damian *little Timmy was going out getting drunk and flirting with ..girls man was Jason shocked but also proud *of course The got scolded by Dick .and we Jason taught him all had pickup lines *I need another drink you’re too hot and it’s making me thirsty * hello I’m Tim drake yeah me Bruce Wayne’s son *those were the ones Jason suggested mad said they would work *let’s just say by the end Tim had a bad hangover

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Here we have more characters that are in the Prince Twin’s story!

The first one is Amisi, a “rogue and petty thief” who acts as a robin hood. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.

and then there is little baby Anubis (or as the twins call him “Nubbie”) , he is a “reincarnation” of the god Anubis.

anonymous asked:

I never got the impression that Regina was especially smart. Occasionally, she can come up with a semi-good idea, but those moments are rare. When she chasing Snow, she mostly borrowed ideas from Maleficent (Sleeping Curse) or had Rumple help her. Or, she hired an assassin. Honestly, I think Regina ruined things for herself because she knew that once Snow was dead, she'd have nothing to live for beyond torturing everyone else.

Yep. And that’s why I think she keeps chasing her in all those flashbacks until she ultimately would come to casting the first curse that brought everyone over to the LWM, i.e. create Storybrooke. 

I mean, she could’ve stopped when Tink found Regina’s “soulmate”, Robin Hood. She chose not to follow through and go into the tavern. She could’ve also gotten away and not marry Leopold. At that point, no one was forcing her - she’d already pushed her mother through the mirror to Wonderland. She chose to go through with marrying him because she wanted to be able to use magic - he wasn’t stopping her and she was on that revenge kick for Snow. She chose to go through with marrying him.

She could’ve stopped doing a lot of things but then again, those were her choices. No one was holding a gun to her head or blackmailing her. She chose to do those things. 

I don’t know man. With the way these flashbacks keep repeating themselves, we know she’ll never catch/kill Snow, so she should just stop. Save us all the damn trouble.

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On a frigid winter night, a man wearing two coats shuffles into a brightly lit brick restaurant in downtown Madrid. Staff greet him warmly; he’s been here many times. The maître d’ stamps his ID card, and the hungry man selects a table with a red tablecloth, under a big brass chandelier.

The man, Luis Gallardo, is homeless — and so are all the diners, every night, at the city’s Robin Hood restaurant. Its mission is to charge the rich and feed the poor. Paying customers at breakfast and lunch foot the bill for the restaurant to serve dinner to homeless people, free of charge.

It’s become Spain’s most sought-after lunch reservation. The restaurant has poached staff from luxury hotels. Celebrity chefs are lining up to cook once a week. For paying clients, the lunch is fully booked through the end of March.

The restaurant opened in early December, and is run by an 80-year-old Catholic priest, Ángel García Rodriguez, whom everyone knows simply as “Padre Ángel.”

Spain’s ‘Robin Hood Restaurant’ Charges The Rich And Feeds The Poor

Photos: Pablo Blazquez Dominguez/Getty Images

Amazing things about the last issue of Batman

1.

Jason, Dick, Damian, Bruce and Duke having lunch at a Bat-burguer place (where they have red hood action figures and jokerized ships, that Jason wants to try). 


2.

the way Bruce eats a hamburger and the fact that the boys make fun of him for it (plus Damian trying to kill Jason with food).


3.

the way they talk about their deaths as it was nothing, and Duke being the only one who realizes thats not normal. 



this hole issue was just like a big fanfic and I love DC for it.

  • Jason: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking?
  • Dick: I think it’s called sensory overload it’s really common in people with anxiety
  • Tim: It can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or even dehydration
  • Jason: Thanks I thought I was just a bitch