An average day at Wayne Manor
Bruce: *sitting and reading the newspaper*
*suddenly hears a crash and some screaming from upstairs*
*footsteps running back and forth on the ceiling*
*another crash and some muffled grunting*
Jason: Don’t listen to him, Bruce, everything is fine!!!
*some more muffled cursing and punches*
Damian: This is all your fault, Todd!!!
Tim: For the love of god, somebody put out the fire!!!!
Steph: I got it!!!
*the sounds of a pipe bursting*
*more screaming and cursing*
Dick: Bruuuce!!! Call the fire department!!!
Tim: Screw that, call the Justice League!!! Damian’s on fire!!!
Bruce: *takes a sip of tea* I hate my life