Requested by Anon - an imagine where the reader is pretty much like Deadpool and helps the teams stop a world ending disasters cause “I live here and would like to remain alive.”
Happy Birthday Anon’s Sister!!
You were licking an ice cream cone while sitting on one of the drug dealers you had just beaten up when it appeared. A giant spaceship blocked out the sun, causing you to look up with disinterest. You checked your phone to find it playing a message from the spaceship, threatening to destroy Earth if they didn’t get some rock crystal thing.
Once the message ended, news feeds from around the world lit up. This included a message from the Justice League, who claimed they would be handling it.
“Handling it, my ass,” you mumbled as one of your other voices spoke up.
“Earth is probably going to get blown up.”
Another voice in your head asked. “But don’t we live here?”
You paused mid-lick, thinking about what the voice said. “Hmm…” you hummed, finishing your lick before standing up. The drug dealer you were sitting on groaned in relief, causing you to accidentally kick him in the face. “You’re right. After all, I don’t know if I would survive the planet blowing up.”
“Yeah, we haven’t got our music contract yet.”
“Or our movie deal.”
Nodding your head, you threw your ice cream over your shoulder where it landed on the drug dealer’s head. You skipped away, thinking about how you could help. “Maybe I should go straight to the Justice League?”
“Nah, they’re no fun.”
“Besides, don’t they want to arrest us?”
“That’s right,” you agreed, rubbing your chin. “I always forget about that.” You remembered how Superman tried to arrest you last week. It ended with an explosion and your head getting blown off, but it was still fun.
“Why don’t we help the little Sidekicks?”
“They’re always fun.”
“Of course,” you snapped, jumping up and down. “I haven’t seen them in a while, and I bet they’re doing something about this ‘independence-day-like’ situation.” You ran out of the warehouse, heading straight for the airport to borrow a plane to find the sidekicks.