Little did he know that soon, he was going to be a starkid. A real starkid actor. That lucky son of a biscuit.
(for sleepover saturday) my first school spelling bee, first contestant up and the youngest. i have a naturally shallow, light voice. so when i went up to the mic i was surprised since i never heard my voice before. i tapped the mic and went "is this thing on?". and the whole audience laughed because it sounded like the opening to bad stand up comedy. (but i won the bee!)