Peter: It’s couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Mr. Stark, you deserve the best and you found it. Captain Rogers, don’t you dare hurt him.

Steve: [chuckles] I won’t.

Bruce: [serious] Don’t laugh. He means it.

Steve: [stunned] Okay, I-I won’t.

Fury: Seriously, son, don’t hurt him.

Steve: Okay, I’m not planning on hurting him.

Pepper: You better not be.

Steve: [frustrated] I’m not!

Bucky: Hey, Stevie, you best watch yourself.

Steve: Why would any of you think I would hurt Tony? You’re all my friends too.

Rhodey: Nah.

Tony: [to Pepper, Rhodey and Vision] I just feel like I need one last fling, get it out of my system, I just want have meaningless sex with the next guy I see. 

Bucky: [drops the pool ball] Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my ball. 

Tony: Yeah, so? 

Bucky: [picks it up] And now I’ve picked it up again.