“You what?”

I said, I fancy you, you got somethin’ stuck up in your ears?”

Let me get this straight. Someone as posh as you fancies me? Let me tell yah, that’s a bit of a ego boost.”

Yea?  I swear Nathan, clean your ears before I gotta repeat myself again.

“Haha! You fancy me.Wait until I tell Simon.”

“uh luke is supposed to be whi–”

“Emeraude looks too latin–”

“Alec’s eyes need to be blu–”

“Matthew and Emeraude are different race–”

“Harry Shum Jr looks too young to be mag–”


“It’s just so hard when you’re so cute, and I’m so horny, and there’s only a couple of thin layers of cotton separating our genitals.”