robert johansson

interviewer: hi

marvel actors: I don’t know anything. I’ve never even seen another actor on set besides myself. I haven’t even read the script. Everyone is cgi in later. I don’t even know what I look like cause i have a green screen bag over my head. I have to be told what to say during each scene that which I know NOTHING about.

Tony: Thrusters? Check.

Steve: Shield? Check.

Thor: Mjölnir? Check.

Clint: Arrows? Check.

Groot: I am? Groot.

Peter: Hotel? Trivago.

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On a break from filming Voltron season 5 Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe takes on impersonating Norwegian ski jumper at 2018 Olympics

you say he’s gonna get a lion, but that man doesn’t need a lion to fly
he lost his eyebrows in a tragic accident however the mustache stayed untouched
the question is, if Coran’s in Pyeonchang, where’s Norwegian ski jumper Robert Johansson??

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Marvel 1900: Earth’s mightiest heroes

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Some people get grumpy that marvel movies are too silly all the time, YET WHAT DO THEY EXPECT WHEN MARVEL CASTS LITERAL CHILDREN IN ADULT BODIES FOR THE SUPERHERO ROLES?!!

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“Five of the original six Avengers got a tattoo. And the sixth was the tattoo artist, who gave it to five of us, the one who opted out being Mark Ruffalo. It was Scarlett Johansson’s idea, and she and Chris Evans did it in New York. Then, their New York guy, Josh Lord, who is amazing, flew out to LA, he did me, did Jeremy Renner, and then we just bullied Chris Hemsworth into doing it, and he got it. And each one of us drew a line on the artist with his own tattoo gun and it was a total massacre. Each of us contributed to giving the tattoo artist the sixth tattoo that he designed for us. By the way, he’s got another one on him that Scarlett did, which is beautiful, which is crazy, because the line she drew on him, which was just supposed to be a straight line, looked like a lightning bolt. It was a mess.” - Robert Downey Jr. (x)

if you ever feel sad just remember the world is over a billion years old and you managed to be alive in the same generation as the original MCU cast 

Friend: How Was Infinity War?!

Me:

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Best part of the Avengers Infinity War press tour? Seeing the different permutations and combinations of this Marvel bunch on talk shows ~