Don’t ask Emmerdale for anything
Me: Give little Finn Barton a storyline
Emmerdale: Makes Finn completely unhinged by stalking his invented boyfriend, and betraying his mate, Aaron.
Me: Give precious Robert Sugden a storyline
Emmerdale: Makes Robert act like a complete idiot going against his vows and betraying his husband, Aaron
Me: Don’t give puppy Adam Barton a storyline (reverse psychology?)
Emmerdale: He can eat jammy dodgers outside Mill Cottage and repeatedly fail at defending it from vandalism and drunk Rob betraying Aaron.