robert's acting is precious

Don’t ask Emmerdale for anything

Me: Give little Finn Barton a storyline

Emmerdale: Makes Finn completely unhinged by stalking his invented boyfriend, and betraying his mate, Aaron.

Me: Give precious Robert Sugden a storyline

Emmerdale: Makes Robert act like a complete idiot going against his vows and betraying his husband, Aaron

Me: Don’t give puppy Adam Barton a storyline (reverse psychology?)

Emmerdale: He can eat jammy dodgers outside Mill Cottage and repeatedly fail at defending it from vandalism and drunk Rob betraying Aaron.