robert trolling


When I find myself in times of trouble, RDJ speaks to me.

Speaking words of shipping, let it be.

Ok, first off, I actually really like the Jaia twist, but…anyone want to talk about the problematic bit of Jace starting a relationship with someone who has physically assaulted him, tried to kill him, etc, anyone want to talk about the problems of female on male violence in relationships? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Not looking for trolls thanks, just trying to raise awareness a little, cause this is problematic guys…violence isn’t cool or right or awesome just because it’s a hot girl committing it.

(To be clear, not suggesting it isn’t sometimes justified, or that the Clave wasn’t being total racist dicks this week, just that patterns of violence can be problematic and should be carefully discussed and considered, no matter who is committing the violence)

Kiss the Pain Away, an Elsanna fanfiction

Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit work of fiction. I do not own or claim to own the setting or characters associated with the movie “Frozen”. Frozen is copyrighted and owned by the Disney Corporation and its respective owners. Please support the official release.

Kiss the Pain Away

On an icy day, long ago, two girls, named Anna and Elsa, skated. Anna’s constant insistence and provoking finally convinced Elsa to skate on the frozen lake near their home. The adults were still asleep as the sun gently broke over the snowy hills. The snow gently nipped their noses and they giggled happily. The cold air formed stalactite icicles while the cold mist refreshed anyone who would walk through it. Anna’s strawberry brown pigtails bounced against the crystal buttons on her black dress. But it was the perfect French braid and blue finery that distinguished Elsa as the oldest.

“C'mon, let’s race!” The earliest memory Elsa had was when Anna’s face transformed into a toothy grin whenever they went ice skating. Even though Anna often tripped and fell and wobbled on the ice, she couldn’t have been happier. But, that happened a lifetime ago. Before the accident. Before Elsa’s powers began to separate her from Anna. Before everything changed. It would have been a happy day if not for one incident.

“Elsa! Elsa!” Anna waved her hands. “Look at what I can do!” Anna skated very quickly, building up speed. At first, Elsa thought nothing of the action. Anna continued to skate faster and faster, pumping her arms in order to gain momentum. When Elsa realized Anna jumped and attempted to spin in the air, she feared for the younger girl’s safety.

“Anna, look out!” Elsa threw her hand out, but it was too late. Anna, for a few seconds in the air, spun with a smile on her face. Elsa watched as that smile turned into gasp as Anna landed on the ice and slid on it. Elsa skated to Anna’s location as quickly as she could.

Elsa followed a smear of dark red coming from where Anna had landed to where Anna sat, holding her knee.

“Ow!” Anna cried and held her knee. “It hurts!”

“Oh no!” Elsa covered her mouth in shock. “It’s bleeding!”

Elsa almost hyperventilated. Her parents had specifically told her not to take Anna out ice-skating because of how dangerous it was. When Anna slipped on the ice, her knee skid across it. Now her sister was bleeding, Elsa knew she was in very big trouble, especially if anyone found out and told their parents. She looked around and to both her relief and panic found no one else around for miles. The relief came in that no one would tell her parents, but the panic came in that Elsa was still stuck with a crying Anna with a skinned knee.

The worst part was seeing Anna hurt. Elsa had hurt her. She had a horrible habit of doing that.

“Aah!” Anna winced and a tear fell to her cheeks. Elsa’s guilt grew as did the sinking feeling at the pit of her stomach.

“It’s okay!” Elsa tried her best to calm the younger girl down. “It’s going to be okay.” Elsa thought very hard about what their parents would do at this moment, on how to calm Anna down. Elsa remembered how she got a paper cut one time and their mother came in and kissed it. While it didn’t do anything to heal the wound, Elsa felt much better because of it. Just like that, Elsa thought of a way to ease her sister’s pain.

Elsa leaned down and placed her lips on Anna’s bloody knee. She gave it a quick peck and Anna’s crying died down a little.

“What are you doing, Elsa?” Anna asked, trying very hard not to cry.

“Kissing it. It’ll magically get better.”

“It will?” Anna wiped the tears from her eyes.

Elsa nodded. “How do you feel now?”

“A little better.” Anna sniffed before she took Elsa’s hand and pulled herself up.

“If something ever hurts you again, I’ll kiss the pain away.”

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Stairway to Heaven

Led Zeppelin - “Stairway to Heaven

There’s a lady who’s sure
all that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there
she knows if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get
what she came for

And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

There’s a sign on the wall
but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook
there’s a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiving

Uh, makes me wonder,
uh, makes me wonder.

There’s a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke
through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Uh, makes me wonder,
uh, makes me wonder.

And it’s whispered that soon
if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow
Don’t be alarmed
It’s just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There’s still time to change the road you’re on

And it makes me wonder…

Your head is humming and
it won’t go in case you don’t know
The piper’s calling you to join him
Dear lady can’t you hear the wind blow
and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

And she’s buying a stairway to heaven