Dating Profiles

Interviewer: If you were to join a dating agency (!) how would you describe yourself? What sort of person would you be looking for?

Robert: White male, 34, unsure; seeks unstable companion for strange adventures…

Simon: Alcoholic looking for Tank Girl! Crop, boots, beer, shorts, swearing, kangaroos, cigarettes, slouch hats, sex.

(Cure News 1993)