robert fontaine

Which Bioshock character should you fight?
  • Jack Ryan: I mean, you could, but you'd get your ass handed to you. Besides, hasn't this poor baby had enough? Don't fight Jack Ryan.
  • Atlas: Fucking do it. Fucking- I will PAY you to beat the shit out of this Irish bastard. Fight Atlas. Fight Atlas and win.
  • Brigid Tenenbaum: You could fight her, but why? She's done nothing to provoke you. The woman is probably dying of lung cancer anyways. Leave Tenenbaum alone.
  • Sander Cohen: Fight the creepy son of a bitch and bring me back his painted mustache.
  • Andrew Ryan: Sure, fight him. It'll probably change nothing, and you'll garner nothing but the knowledge that you're his test tube bastard, programmed from birth to do the bidding of a looming capitalist overlord.
  • Frank Fontaine: Kill the looming capitalist overlord.
  • Subject Delta: You could, but at what cost? He's a gentle giant. You'd be better off giving him a hug. He's just trying to be a good dad, okay? Don't fight Delta.
  • Sinclair: Sure, you'd win, but what pleasure would you derive from it? I mean, the man's tried to apologize for his wrongdoings. I guess if you're one to hold grudges, then maybe you could fight Sinclair.
  • Eleanor Lamb: She will kick your ass and smile while she does. Just... don't. Don't fight Eleanor Lamb, please.
  • Sofia Lamb: Sure, but it really wouldn't be that great of a fight. She's probably not that strong. You might have to fight off some splicers to get to her, but ultimately it really wouldn't be that satisfying of a victory.
  • Booker Dewitt: Kick his ass. You'll lose, but it'll be totally worth it to kick his teeth in a little bit. Fight Booker Dewitt.
  • Elizabeth Comstock: Look, you could fight Elizabeth. Or you could not mess with space-tearing punch-packing genius babes and leave the room with all bones intact.
  • Zachary Hale Comstock: Fight this man. Fight him to the death. FUCK Zachary Comstock.
  • Daisy Fitzroy: Fight her. But know that you WILL lose and it'll be devastating.
  • Rosalind or Robert Lutece: Don't fight the Lutece twins. They won't land a single blow, they'll just find a universe where you got your ass kicked and your nose will bleed until you die of anemia or something.

My Bioshock Saga dream cast! (UPDATED)

Jack Ryan - Armie Hammer

Elizabeth Comstock - Adelaide Kane

Booker DeWitt - Nathan Fillion

Robert Lutece - Tom Hiddleston

Rosalind Lutece - Jessica Chastain

Atlas/Frank Fontaine - Clive Owen

Brigid Tenenbaum - Franka Potente

Daisy Fitzroy - Aisha Tyler (interestingly, she was considered to voice Daisy in the game. It will be interesting to see her play Daisy in a film adaptation)

Sander Cohen - Denis O’Hare

Jeremiah Fink - Denis O’Hare (lol I just have to cast Denis twice ‘cos I think he’s just perfect for both Cohen and Fink. Besides, this guy’s a real genius in playing very diverse roles!)

I have given this a thought for a while. I’m still considering the rest of the casting for Zachary Comstock, Andrew Ryan, etc.

(Surprisingly, I’m amazed that while I picked randomly the cast for Booker, Elizabeth and Jack, their age differences are spot on ie. Nathan Fillion and Adelaide Kane are 19 years apart which is the same age difference between Booker and Elizabeth; Armie and Adelaide are 4 years apart which is how I predicted Jack and Elizabeth would be judging from their appearances)


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