robbers are dangerous

Handing it Over AU

Character B, a professional thief, had been hired to break into the building overnight and retrieve a very important specimen. What they don’t know is that Character A is an overworked lab assistant who had gotten the night shift and honestly didn’t want to be handling the vial of concentrated small pox on three hours of sleep and several bottles of Five Hour Energy, let alone give it to the person who isn’t even wearing gloves.

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Robbers // November 8th, 2014 // Minnesota

the sound/picture quality is atrocious along with our offkey singing but wow, the show was something else.

>working at Razer Store
>robber walks in and demands money, holds the store up
>panic
>pick up new fancy gaming mouse Razer Shitfucker
>aim the Shitfucker at robber
>robber panics over intricately dangerous visual design of the mouse and runs away

We must never fear robbers or murderers. They are dangers from outside, small dangers. It is ourselves we have to fear. Prejudice is the real robber, and vice the real murderer. Why should we be troubled by a threat to our person or our pocket? What we have to beware of is the threat to our souls.
—  Victor Hugo, Les Miserables (pt.1, bk.1, chap.vii)

One time when I was little I heard on the news that a local walmart got robbed and ass loads of cop cars [not just ass loads, HELLA ASS LOADS] were called in

the robber wasn’t even dangerous tho

he only stole

a pair of underwear or whatever

and fled the scene

then one of my classmates was like “well way to go america for wasting ass tons of money on a minor crime”