rob in hood

It’s Always Sunny In Gotham

I’m debuting my new blog with a headcanon

  • look ok the Waynes don’t go to normal banks
  • what are they, poor?
  • but Jason does because he doesn’t have access to their money
  • I mean he is fucking dead
  • and fuck if he’s letting them give him any money
  • so Jason is in line at the bank
  • he looks like a normal guy, if a bit muscular
  • he goes by the name Todd Peters
  • bc he has a sense of humor gdi
  • and some guys in masks run in and shoot at the ceiling
  • they order everybody around
  • and the civilians “cower”
    • none of them are actually all that scared
    • they’re used to this ok
    • they deal with Scarecrow every other week ok they’re fine
    • they just figure this is easier than making a fuss
    • Jason’s pretty sure there’s only one bullet in that gun anyway
  • they start demanding the money
  • and Jason can’t just leave this bc he’s here
  • he might as well deal with it
  • so he stands and brings attention to himself
  • “hey!” he yells
  • they turn to him
  • and he just
  • he just fucking decks the closest one in the face
  • it’s a surprise bc nobody usually tries
  • he’s outnumbers like five to one
  • but he ducks their attacks and kicks their feet out from under them
  • and punches them all and basically just leaves them all black and blue
  • he ties them all up when he’s finished
    • bc of course he has fucking rope with him
    • why wouldn’t he
    • that’s a normal thing to have
    • (no it isn’t Jason what the fuck)
  • he couldn’t help but notice that as this was all happening
  • the civilians just quietly started making their withdrawals
  • the people at the desks thank him when they realized he was done
  • one person calls the cops
  • and then Jason realizes that there’s a camera in the bank
  • and he just makes his withdrawal and fucking books it
  • no doubt the bats will be seeing this footage soon
  • and he’s not about to deal with the police
  • he hides in a safehouse for a while in hopes that they don’t call
    • they do
    • bruce thanks him for leaving them alive
    • he doesn’t respond
why the signs are happy

aries: caitlyn jenner
taurus: caityln jenner
gemini: caitlyn jenner
cancer: caitlyn jenner
leo: caitlyn jenner
virgo: caitlyn jenner
libra: caitlyn jenner
scorpio: caitlyn jenner
sagittarius: caitlyn jenner
capricorn: caitlyn jenner
aquarius: caitlyn jenner
pisces: caitlyn jenner

Crime The Signs Commit

Aries : robbing banks all robin hood style

Taurus : riding a bike in a swimming pool in california

Gemini : member of a criminal organization

Cancer : illegal gambling

Leo : prostitution

Virgo : an extremely well planned museum robbery

Libra : underage drinking

Scorpio : indecent exposure

Sagittarius : doing drugs

Capricorn : murder

Aquarius : dealing drugs

Pisces : petty theft but cry when they get caught

Case Closed On “Red Hood Gang”

Three dead and one under arrest brings “red hood” crime wave to an end.

A five-man gang led by a man wearing a red hood robbed the East Chester branch of Gotham Bank last week. According to police, the first person to wear the red hood was later shot and killed by a fellow gang member. After a second bank heist, the new “red hood” was shot and injured by another gang member who then took the infamous hood for himself.

As the three remaining members prepared to rob the International Savings Bank of Gotham, they were intercepted by James Gordon and Harvey Bullock of the GCPD. Rather than submit to arrest, the gang opened fire, but police got the upper hand and all three were shot dead.

“Banks don’t care about people like me,” said Clyde Destro, the gang’s only surviving member, who had been denied a bank loan to open a bakery. “You gotta force people to see you these days. Otherwise, you’re nothing.”

At press, the whereabouts of the actual red hood remain unknown.