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On July 22, 2005, Rob Zombie’s THE DEVIL’S REJECTS was released in theaters!

A playlist dedicated to the Chef! Obi-Wan x Reader AU, Something Sweet.


Adam Arrives to London - Rob Simonsen // Fire - Barnes Courtney // It Serves Your Right to Suffer (The Avener Remix) - The Avener and John Lee Hooker // My Mind is a Stranger Without You - A.R. Rahman and Solange Merdinian // This Is How We Walk On The Moon - Jose Gonzalez // Via con me - Paolo Conte // I’m Your Man - Michael Buble // Pra Declarar Minha Saudade - Maria Rita // High, Low, In - Paris Combo // La Vie En Rose - Daniela Andrade // Dive - Ed Sheeran // C’est Si Bon - Ertha Kitt // For Me Formidable - Charles Aznavour // Hang on LIttle Tomato - Pink Martini // Mal ô mains - Sanseverino // Don’t Get Around Much Anymore - Tony Bennett and Michael Buble // Fibre de Verre - Paris Combo // What Do I Know? - Ed Sheeran


They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim. They’re gonna crawl on on their hands and knees, and they’re gonna beg me for mercy. But all I’m gonna have for them is pain. Pain and death!



Both you and Sebastian were surrounded by flashing lights, you held onto his hand letting him lead the way. “You okay?” He asked, leaning down to whisper in your ear. You nodded, you wanted to scold him for being so overprotective, but being that you were a few months along your pregnancy.

You couldn’t help but chuckle as he cleared the way of the red carpet for you, “A bit dramatic are we?” You asked as he linked his arm with yours. “Only because you’re a princess.” He said to you, causing a blush to creep up your neck.

You two made your way to the middle of the carpet, posing for the multiple cameras. Afterwards, Sebastian’s publicist led him to one of the many journalists wanting a story of him. You stood behind him patiently as he went to speak with the interviewer.

“You recently spilled that your wife was pregnant, how do you think that’ll affect you filming for the movies you plan to have out by next year?” She asked. He couldn’t help the smile that grew on his face,

“I think none the less whether I’m working or not she’s always on my mind in general.” He began, turning to you. You found yourself pulled in by him into the interview, “Well if it isn’t the infamous (Y/N), you’re looking gorgeous, rocking the baby bump.” The interviewer complimented, you gave her a smile, thanking her.

“It’s a bit more than a bump.” Sebastian added, you turned to him in false shock, “Are you calling me fat?” You asked, a hand over your chest. “Nah, I’m just calling you pregnant babe.” He said, wrapping an arm around your waist. You couldn’t help the smile that met ear to ear on your face.

“Well thank you for your time! You two have to be the most dazzling carpet right now.” She commented. You chuckled, “Yeah don’t let Robert hear that one.” Sebastian joked before pecking your cheek.

Puppy Love

Pairing: Rob Benedict x Reader (Platonic / Friendship)
Word count: 574
Warnings: Fluff
Request: ( @dont-hate-relate-pls ) Okay, I’m not much of a requester person since I write too, but I want to challenge you to write the CUTEST and MOST FLUFFIEST platonic Rob x Reader! I don’t mind in what way you’ll write, but only if it’s okay with you, of course…
Authors Note: I took you to be literal and wrote a very FLUFFY fic.  And the Billy I refer to in this is Billy Moran, although I’m assuming everyone would figure that out.

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Baby i’m in awe of you. I saw you up on that stage tonight with the legend. With the woman that you’ve admired since you were a little girl, and now you’re her equal…

The Robron Break-Ups : A Definitive Guide (Part 2/Infinity)


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In this, the second part of the Robron Rejection Compendium, we look at the next 5 break-ups, even more honourable mentions and I start to cry about feelings, just a little bit. Go get yourself a cup of tea and settle in, because this part is way longer than it has any right to be.

(Also, to throw in a quick serious moment before i start cracking manslaughter jokes again, thank you so much for your kind comments and tags and likes etc for part one. I was kind of completely overwhelmed by the fact that people even took time to read it, because I wrote it half giggling to myself at how no one would be able to make it to the end of the thing. So, yes. I mean this with every bloody ounce of sincerity I have in my entire body - thank you so much for taking the time to read it. You all kind of made my evening.)

Anyway, on to Part Two and an honourable mention to kick things off…

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