Plot: Y/N roasts the avengers like chestnuts on an open fire but it backfires

Pairing: Avengers x reader

Warnings: Cursing

So this was inspired by @avengerschatroom! And if you don’t what “huhhhh” means look up: #huhchallenge on Instagram or Twitter and then come back and read this. Hope you enjoy! :)

Y/N: My name is Clint and I don’t have any real super powers so I shoot arrows…huhhhh!

Clint: what?

Thor: what is this nonsense, Y/N?

Y/N: My name is Thor and my brother is hotter than me…huhhhh!

Loki: Brother you just got what Midgardians call “served!”

Y/N: Hi my name is Loki and I don’t know who my real mommy or daddy is…huhhhh!

Loki has left the chat.

Bucky: Damn Y/N is roasting you guys

Y/N: My name is Bucky and I’m afraid of a guy in a cat costume…huhhhh!

Bucky: touché -_-

Vision: I am lost.

Y/N: Hi my name is Vision and I’m in love with Wanda but I can’t tell her because I’m a robot…huhhhh!

Wanda: is that true Vision?

Vision has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

Steve: Y/N please :/

Y/N: My name is Steve and I’m a 98 year old virgin…huhhhh!

Tony: OH CRAP!

Y/N: My name is Tony and I’m a 46 year old fuckboy…huhhhh!

Tony: Rather be a fuckboy than a 98 year old virgin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Y/N: Oh, really? But isn’t that the reason Pepper fled the scene? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: who’s next?

Natasha: you

Y/N: huh

Natasha: My name is Y/N and Steve makes me sexual frustrated and I can’t focus on missions because of his tight clothes…huhhhh!


Wade: ROASTED!!!!

Tony has rejoined the chat.


Tony: Oh, and where the heck did Wade come from?

Wade: I’m always here….👀

Bucky: What’s wrong Y/N? CAT got your tongue?

Steve: Y/N? Is that the truth?

Y/N: … Y/N has left the chat.

Pentatonix Song Masterlist!

Pre-Pentatonix/ Trio Performances

Sing Off Performances

PTX Vol. 1



PTX Vol. III  

That’s Christmas To Me

                                           ~deluxe edition~                         

Pentatonix (Self-Titled Album)

                                        ~deluxe edition~

Live Videos


Misc. / Notable Live Performances

Superfruit Singing Videos

Feel free to add any more that I missed (or message me with the link)!! (also I might add the members performing alone whenever I get the chance, I already have mitch’s done)

Natalie Cole Explains Her Mother’s Complex Against Dark Skin

July 11, 2014

Note From Fightingmisogynoir: One of my reader/followers sent me this link to share with you all. She noted how this ties into the conversation about how many light/bi-racial/white and non-black women love (or lust) after dark skin black men, but hate dark-skin black women.

Natalie’s mother married a dark skinned man, Nat King Cole. You may have heard of him – the silky smooth voice of “Unforgettable,” “Nature Boy,” “Smile,” “Too Young,” “The Christmas Song” (Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire), “Mona Lisa” and “Ramblin’ Rose” – and, in 1956, became the first Black ever to host his own network TV show, NBC’s The Nat King Cole Show. Yeah, that guy. So why would Maria Cole’s family have such a dislike for dark skin Black people? 

Natalie also claimed her mother’s family felt that her father, was too Black for them.

“For a dark-skinned man such as my father to acquire a light-skinned woman such as my mother was a real important prize.”Your status moved up. That doesn’t mean that her family was all that happy about her marrying my father. He was too Black for them.”

Her Grandmother was very socially conscious, and according to Natalie:

“She [Natalie’s Grandmother] didn’t want my mother to get involved with anyone with too many Black characteristics, because then your children would look funny. It wasn’t just my mother, it’s the way many Black people were raised.” 

Well there you have it folks. Reading this makes me wonder if Natalie Cole grew up with skin complexion issues, being that she was a brown girl being raised with a few family members who viewed her complexion as something to not be fully proud of, although I don’t doubt for one second that they loved her.

This subject has been deeply rooted in our community all the way back to slavery when the darker slaves worked outside in the fields and the lighter slaves oftentimes worked in the house. We all know the story- the lighter skinned slaves were closer to the owner’s complexion, and therefore tolerable enough to be within close proximity to his family. Unfortunately, in a lot of African American circles, we also know that this psychological stigma still exists and many Black people throughout the centuries have had feelings of never being good enough and/or accepted. Clearly, Natalie Cole’s family was also affected by this.

(Scene from School Daze)

Spike Lee’s School Daze tackled the modern day version of this topic well. Growing up, many of us probably recall hearing certain kids get ridiculed with jokes calling them “darkie,” “blackie” and others. Just as some of us also heard people tease light skinned kids and call them names like “high yellow” and such. I remember my friend’s Grandmother would say that it was okay for the boyfriends, husbands, or the men in the family to be dark, but not the women…..that’s a subject for another day though. But this is the kind of thing Natalie Cole dealt with in her own family.

Back to the Spike Lee joint which was based on Spike’s experiences at Morehouse College, you had the jigaboos and wannabees. I know for a fact that across the street at the sister school – Spelman College, there was once a time when young high school senior girls applied, they had to send in photos to pass the ‘brown paper bag’ test unless their mother was an alum, or they were from a powerful family.

(Natalie Cole’s mother, Maria Cole)

So it definitely doesn’t make it right, but at least this helps us to understand a little bit more about how much Mrs. Maria Cole and her family were inflicted by these universal light skin/ dark skin misconceptions, being that it was such a huge ‘thing’ in our community, and to a large degree, it’s still a ‘thing’ today. For example, have you seen any of today’s music videos lately? Finding a brown or dark skin woman in one of them is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but that too, is a story for another day.Sadly, Mrs. Cole passed away just a few years ago and this is what Natalie Cole and her siblings, Timolin and Casey Cole (twins) had to say about their Mother, Maria Cole:

“Our mom was in a class all by herself. She epitomized class, elegance, and truly defined what it is to be a real lady.” 

Maria and Nat King Cole were married from 1948 until his death from lung cancer in 1965, shortly after he finished filming the comedy Western Cat Ballou, with Lee Marvin and Jane Fonda. May Mr. and Mrs. Cole continue to restll.

Christmas things I [a Jew] appreciate:

  • Fairy lights!
  • Christmas carols*!
  • Pretty trees!
  • Peppermint bark!
  • Seasonal coffee drinks!
  • Gingerbread!
  • Tinsel!
  • Mistletoe!
  • Elves!
  • Virtual Yule Logs!
  • Holly!
  • Sleigh Bells!
  • Wreathes!
  • The Night Before Christmas!
  • Repeat viewings of Home Alone!
  • The Grinch Who Stole Christmas!
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas!
  • It’s A Wonderful Life!
  • The Bishop’s Wife!
  • Miracle on 34th Street!
  • Stockings!
  • Mulled wine!
  • Eggnog!
  • The Nutcracker ballet!
  • Chestnuts (roasting on an open fire)!
  • Reading The Polar Express!
  • Balsam and Peppermint Candles!
  • Peace and Good Cheer!

*preferably non-religious, although I do think O, Holy Night is really pretty

Christmas things I [a Jew] very much DO NOT appreciate:

  • Being wished a ‘Merry Christmas’ because it doesn’t occur to people that not everybody they meet celebrates it
  • People asking me why I don’t have a Christmas tree
  • People insisting that I should celebrate Christmas because it’s ‘secular’
  • People feeling sorry for me because I don’t celebrate Christmas
  • People believing that Christmas is better and more important than any other religious group’s holidays
  • People being personally offended when some people of minority faiths need space from Christmas festivities
  • People not being inclusive of individuals of minority faiths in their celebrations
  • People not recognizing that other religious groups have holidays year round and that the December holiday season is not everyone’s holiday season
  • Candy Canes (too sticky and I always end up licking the plastic at some point by accident)
  • That Feliz Navidad song
  • Those inflatable lawn decorations (I’m look at you, too, Halloween)
  • Reindeer antlers/Rudolph noses on cars (no, stop)
  • Nativity scenes on government property
  • People expecting me to tone down my Jewishness during the Christmas season
  • People interpreting my requests for sensitivity towards individuals of minority faiths as ‘hating Christmas’

I think it’s pretty clear that I DO NOT HATE CHRISTMAS. I enjoy the Christmas season quite a bit, actually. By and large, I find it rather lovely. It’s people’s attitudes and reactions towards me as somebody who doesn’t actually celebrate Christmas that I can’t stand.

If you’re mindful of others in your Christmas cheer, and inclusive where it counts during the Christmas holiday season and beyond, then I have no problems with you or your holiday.

Instead of getting defensive of Christmas when people of minority faiths ask you to be more thoughtful this time of year, maybe consider that it’s not your holiday they have a problem with: It’s just you.


Reblog and be merry! 

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ➝ James and Lily [Christmas 1978]

It was hard for James Potter to believe that this was he and Lily’s second Christmas together, and it was their first Christmas married.  He wanted her to have a special Christmas.  Things had been a little quieter with the war recently and he wasn’t sure if that was a good thing, but they had taken that opportunity to sneak out of their cottage to see her parents. They both knew it was a risk, but it had been one that they were willing to take, if it meant seeing family, their family for Christmas.  That’s what mattered most anyway.  It had been a difficult time after what happened on James mission with Marlene and he wanted normal with his wife.  They would always remember their first Christmas they were married.

They had both hugged her parents tight, and had a good Christmas Eve dinner. Now they were sat on the couch, both contemplating when would be the best time for them to head back. Conversation was still pleasant and James absently had his arms around Lily’s shoulders as he watched her talk.  Her father was nice to them both, and had only given James the shifty eyes once. This felt like home and he hoped the rest of Christmas would be like this. He glanced over at Lily.  "I’m glad we came here tonight.“  Her mother asked when they would have to go and James told her they still had a little bit. "Do you all have any family traditions, Lily?" 

Winter Wonderland: A playlist of vintage holiday songs {Listen}

001: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas- Bing Crosby; 002: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town- Frank Sinatra; 003: Winter Wonderland- The Andrews Sisters; 004: Let It Snow- Dean Martin; 005: I’ve Got My Love To Keep Me Warm- Doris Day; 006: Christmas Alphabet- The McGuire Sisters; 007: Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire- Nat King Cole; 008: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas- Ella Fitzgerald; 009: Silver Bells- Jo Stafford; 010: Silent Night- Nat King Cole; 011: I’d Like to Hitch a Ride With Santa Claus- The Andrews Sisters; 012: I’ll Be Home for Christmas- Doris Day; 013: The Littlest Angel- The McGuire Sisters; 014: Blue Christmas- Elvis Presley

The Signs As: Christmas Carols!
  • ARIES:The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
  • TAURUS:I'll Be Home For Christmas
  • GEMINI:Sleigh Ride
  • CANCER:Baby It's Cold Outside
  • VIRGO:Jingle Bells
  • LIBRA:White Christmas
  • SCORPIO:12 Days of Christmas
  • SAGITTARIUS:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  • CAPRICORN:Last Christmas (I Gave You My Heart)
  • AQUARIUS:Santa Baby
  • PISCES:Let It Snow

STEVIE SANTA BABY - A Steve x Bucky Christmas Fanmix (on 8tracks)


 Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby // My Morning Jacket - I’ll Be Home For Christmas // Eartha Kitt - Nothin’ For Christmas // Andy Williams - It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year // Nat King Cole - Chestnuts Roasting on An Open Fire // Michael Buble - White Christmas // Brenda Lee - Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree // Bing Crosby - Winter Wonderland // Franks Sinatra - Silent Night // John Lennon - So This is Christmas

Holiday songs Mark should sing:
  1. Merry Christmas Baby
  2. Little Drummer Boy
  3. Sleigh Ride
  4. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
  5. Silent Night
  6. O Holy Night
  7. Do You Hear What I Hear?
  8. Jingle Bell Rock
  9. Jingle Bells(in the style of Frank Sinatra)
  10. Winter Wonderland
  11. The Christmas Song(the “chestnuts roasting on an open fire” song)
  12. Mary, Did You Know?
  13. What Child is This?
  14. Run Run Rudolph
  15. Please Come Home For Christmas(the “bells will be ringing the same sad tune” song)
  16. Do They Know it’s Christmas?
  17. Happy Christmas(War is Over)
  18. Last Christmas
  19. Santa Claus is Watching You
  20. Blue Christmas

The weirdest shit I’ve seen dudes do online is send unsolicited dick pics and then ask to be rated. Like why the fuck would you want to be rated when you sent this girl and unwanted picture? Do you think she’s going to be like oh yes that’s great? Because I can guarantee you she will use this to roast you on an open fire you fucking chestnut