roadster life

anonymous asked:

important question, i've asked something similar to this in the past regarding weapons but, if pickup trucks are lesbian, what are the other sexualitys

Hmmm straight people are definitely station cars. Boring and common. I guess asexuals would be a nice roadster - living life way too cool and fast for the average person.
Gay guys are definitely small hybrid cars - I don’t think that one needs explaining. I think I need more help with this one x3