(I’m going to assume they’re a little aged up for this. Also, caveat: I have never personally been drunk, so I don’t have a lot of frame-of-reference here.)
Green gets really emotional. Once while drunk, he tried to hug all four of the others at the same time, saying “I love all you guys” with tears in his eyes. If he continues drinking past that point, he probably passes out and starts snoring really quick.
Blue tries to tell jokes, but they make less and less sense the more he drinks. When he’s really drunk, he ends up at the surrealist sort of “Why did the cucco cross the road? Fourteen!” level of lolrandom humor.
Red holds his alcohol better than you’d expect – or maybe it’s just that he doesn’t have many inhibitions in the first place. He’s maybe a little more cuddly than usual? Really hard to tell, considering the baseline is already so high.
Vio doesn’t drink, because he hates feeling like he’s not in complete control of himself. (He was faking it at the Fire Temple.)
A drunk Shadow is a Shadow who has lost all ability to discern good ideas from bad ideas. Dare him to do something. Just about anything. He will do it. He’ll probably shout “parkour!” first, too. The fact that he actually can do parkour is worth nothing, either: he’s gonna fall flat on his face.
So yesterday was a fucking hell of a day. I got into a pretty bad car accident, everyone was okay but my friends car was really smashed in the front. I was shocking to say the least. Then a few hours later I was driving home and I FUCKING SAW A DEAD BODY AND CRIME SCENE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yeah to say the least im SHOOK, but like really my body and emotions are kinda shut down from everything. So yeah that was my day haha. I hope you guys are all having a better day. But yeah since i had the experience fresh in my mind I just kinda started to write.
and i like animals and i always always wanted a pet
(my sister hates animals and my mum was CONVINCED if we ever got a pet she’d end up looking after it)
(my argument was that i helped look after my brother, didn’t i?)
(that didn’t go down well)
so my sad petless life would sometimes come up in conversation
and every now and again my friends would be like, ‘WE CAN TOTALLY GET YOU A PET’
(once, in year seven, my friend started like, a petiton to get me a cat i’m not joking. she was like about to go to the rspca to buy me a cat with money she had like kickstarter crowdsourced from our friends group when her mum made her call my mum to ask if it was okay; it wasn’t; she had to sadly return everyone’s cat money)
and so one of my friends on the bus was one day like
‘you know, my neighbour has too many baby ducks and he’s giving them away for free on the side of the road? I COULD TOTALLY GET YOU A DUCK’
(we lived in the country)
(well, i lived in the outer suburbs of a country town. my friend lived even further out than me, in a place where people often gave away unwanted animals on the side of the road)
i, being fourteen and thinking she was joking, was like ‘hahaha yeah! omg a road duck lmao so awesome!’
she wasn’t joking
she showed up two weeks later on my birthday with a duck.
so i get on the bus on my birthday
(‘you know you can stay home on your birthday’ my mother reminded me, again, knowing i would go to school, again, because my best friend always threw me a ‘surprise’ birthday party at lunchtime and also because, well, i really liked school)
and there my friend is, sitting with a box on her lap
i sit down next to her and she turns to me, grinning, and says ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY!’
she puts the box in my lap
i look down at the box
i’m about to say, ‘What’s in the box?’, like it’s se7en
but it turns out i don’t need to, because she’s written ‘DUCK FOR MICCAELI’ in black texta on top of the box