Me before a game:I'm gonna watch the game in a very chill mood. I'm not gonna get mad, just enjoy the game. Just chill, love and peace.
Me during the game:*yelling at the tv to the commentators* MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU DARE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT MY TEAM, YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT *to the rival team* DON'T TOUCH MY GOLDEN BABIES, FUCKING CREATURES FROM HELL *to my team* JUST PUT YOUR SHIT TOGETHER USELESS IDIOTS!
Spanish press: “Hey Carlo, hey Xabi, we guess you have nice memories of La Decima, you know, bc you beat Atleti in La Decima!!!” Wait, let’s put Xabi in the front page of our newspaper bc he’s more important than the whole Atleti squad here. That’s it. Now let’s spend the whole week remembering how Atleti has lost 2 UCL finals. It’s not like Atleti kicked Bayern off last season or anything. LA DECIMAAAAAAA.