Eren: Hey captain, why does Commander Nile always look constipated?
Levi: Hell if I know. Why?
Eren: Because. *whispers* He`s full of bullshit.
Levi: *laughs beautifully*
Nile: This is why the Military Police is here to help you, we-
Eren: *whispers* Guess he took a laxative, `cause all the bullshit`s spewing out of him.
Levi: *Laughs and startles everyone at the meeting*
Nile: Ahem is there something to discuss? Cadet?
Eren: Nope. Just talking shit.
Levi: *falls out of his chair laughing*