watching b99 and like…i can just imagine lance doing that thing when peralta’s in trouble and he just says “yes my name is amy santiago and i did this, this horrible thing, all me, amy santiago”
[on an alien planet]
alien: you just destroyed this important relic! who are you?? you will pay for this!
lance: my name is keith kogane and yes. i, keith, did indeed do that. send all complaints to me, keith kogane, red paladin.