The exorcist sighed. “I am afraid the solution is that you will have to move.”
“That is what the feng shui expert said too,” the wife declaimed.
The exorcist twitched, said nothing.
“I’d like to know why,” her husband rumbled.
“The house doesn’t like you haunting it.”
“But we own it!”
“It doesn’t agree. Hence the ghost-like events it is causing to force you to leave.”
“I said we shouldn’t have painted the bathroom that shade of puce,” the husband grumbled.
“It was in all the trade magazines as the in colour for this year,” his wife snapped.
And the exorcist carefully escaped the room as they began yelling at each other again.