rises the night

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Friend:</b> You have serious problems<p/><b>Me:</b> Watchu mean?<p/><b>Friend:</b> You have been on your device for 48 straight hours without any sleep<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm reading really good fanfiction...<p/><b>Friend:</b> You need an intervention, give me that device<p/><b>Me:</b> You want this device, you hAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Non artist struggles

That moment you want to draw something but remember that you struggle to draw stick figures and circles

my ships include:

• person A and B are polar opposites like fire and water/sun and moon/ black and white

• enemies turned into friends turned into lovers

• person A looks like a cinnamon roll but is a badass and person B looks badass but is a cinnamon roll

• person A and B are perfect for each other, beautifully developed, but ends up with other person

• basically non-canon ones

Imagine going to your divorce lawyer, Tom, for the fourth time. He loves to tease you about the men you marry, joking that someday he’ll have enough money to pique your interest. Until then, he’s content in drafting your divorce settlements, all the while describing all the ways he can satisfy you like none of your husbands ever could.

Extended Imagine here.